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more about #audi more comments → VeeArrrSix: Liquor in the front... Poker in the rear. more » Alfisted: tsk, tsk. I didn't figure you'd go in for AC/DC, Matt. more » skaycog: Your two sentences made me giggle, Wes. I don't care for the Audi, but Matt is so handsome, as he stated earlier. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Matt...you look like you're trying to catch it...kinda like a pretty butterfly. I don't know if I'd grab it by the C-pillar. Doesn't look like much ... more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: So this is how he gets his Joules off... more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: By the way, what does Ray drive these days? (and to his high school reunion?) more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: How do you "dragon" an electric car? more » High Speed Indeed: Nice blind spot. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Pretty nice for a throwaway styling exercise. more » Turboner: It's got to be fairly close to a 1:1 torque ratio. That's pretty cool. more » Pessimippopotamus: "it makes our teslas coil." Dude. You should get your solenoids checked out. more » VeeArrrSix: Inka Orange FTW! Wheels? I'm sure they have to be pretty strong to stand up to 800 ft/lbs of torque each... but damn! more » bobdobbs: Sexiest? Don't you mean "hideousest"? more » Turboner: Who knew the 'boot' was part of the frame?!? more » VeeArrrSix: The guys who bolt steering racks to Dodge Calibers must really freakin hate this guy so much more » -
#laautoshow
Matt Treats Audi e-tron Right
Where Ray is a forceful, selfish dragon, Matt's all about giving the Audi e-tron what it needs. Ultimately, this explains why Ray has a series of tumultuous relationships with many different cars where Matt's settled in for the long term. More » -
#laautoshow
Audi e-tron: Sexiest Electric Car Concept Ever
When you open your press conference by stating you don't believe electric cars are the future you can't then show the Audi e-tron Concept, right? Well, then it must just be for ze fascination mit electric power, ja? More » -
#carporn
Audi R8: What’s Cookin’, Wolfgang?
At a steady 365°F, an R8’s aluminum frame cooks to perfection at Audi’s factory for high-performance models in Neckarsulm, Germany. More » -
#newcars
2011 Audi A8: Go-Go Gadget Sedan
The 2011 Audi A8, unveiled last night in Miami, is loaded with gadgets — everything from handwriting recognition, terrain-predicting transmission controls and automatic turn signals. It's like Inspector Gadget's car — if he were a chauffeur-driven investment banker. More » -
#newcars
2011 Audi A8: New Eyes, New Look, New Aluminum Und Steel
The 2011 Audi A8's finally been revealed live here in Miami and it's got an absolutely gorgeous set of new eye, body panels and yes, a 4.2-liter TDI engine. The new aluminum und shteel live in person below. More » -
#newcars
2011 Audi A8: Aluminum, Steel, Balls Und Lucy Liu
The 2011 Audi A8 is just about to be unveiled here in Miami, blending Aluminum und Steel und some really cool headlights. We haven't seen the car yet, but we have seen the frame, its balls and Lucy Liu. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
1971 Audi 100 Coupé de Grace for $15,000
The reserve has not been met for today's rare Audi Coupé. But Nice Price or Crack Pipe wants to know if you have reservations about its $15,000 starting point. More » -
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#spyphotos
Audi A7 SportsAssCrossHatchTour Gets Naked, Opens Huge Rear End
All good things must end; in this case Audi's nearly perfect range of sedans and wagons. Now, they're following arch-rival BMW's bizarre pursuit of fat hatchbacks with the 2011 Audi A7. Why, God, why? [AutoExpress] -
#topgear
VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
Jeremy Clarkson thinks the 2010 Audi R8 5.2 FSI is "perfect." But should we really care what he thinks? We mean, he can't even tell a funny elephant joke. More » -
#laautoshow
Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
The 6th Annual Design Challenge winner will be announced at the LA Auto Show, picked from this selection of six radical concepts designed for sale in thirty years to appeal to the cell phone, internet and Guitar Hero generation. More » -
#lolcars
A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
You know how leopards are, always hanging out the window of your Audi TT when you're out for a drive. You'd think people would be used to the sight by now. -
#autobrandslapfight
Audi Taunts Ferrari On Their Own Turf
First there was the Audi billboard aimed squarely at BMW. Now Audi is poking Ferrari with this ad and their new Audi R8 5.2 FSI. Will Ferrari follow BMW's lead and respond? We can only hope. -
#retro
Automotive Survivors Part II: More Cars Made For At Least 20 Years
When we had the 50 Cars Made For Over 20 Years list a few weeks back, we were deafened by the howls of outrage from those whose favorite cars didn't make the cut.
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#lolcars
Dope Gets Dope Audi Tattoo
Seen one of those utterly reprehensible Audi/Dope bumper stickers, likely on a coffee-canned Civic? This guys has, and thought it was so cool he'd get one tattooed on his left bicep. Dope. [Audizine] -
#spyphotos
2012 Audi RS4 Spotted With Huge Fenders, Maybe
The video junkies at Fast Lane Daily spotted this wide-body A6 and, after much mental exercise, are convinced it's a development mule for the 2012 Audi RS4. Why? You'll have to ask them. [Fast Lane Daily]
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#cargadgets
Audi R8 USB Drive Won't Break Data Transmissions
The same guys who created the 500gb Nissan GT-R are hard at work on their next car/nerd device, an Audi R8 USB drive. Storage and prices will vary, but watch eBay if you're interested in a more Bruce thumb drive. More » -
#cargames
New PS3 Game To Include Audi e-Tron Concept
Audi's planning to indoctrinate young volk with Vertical Run, a free game for the PS3. The game is probably the only chance anyone will have to drive the 3,319 Lb-Ft Audi e-tron electric super car concept. [WorldCarFans] -
#lolcars
How To Disguise an Audi R8 as a BMW
Not content with the absence of a mid-engined super car in BMW's lineup since the M1 of 1978, an Audi R8 owner took matters into his own hands, re-badging an Audi R8 as a BMW.
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