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more about #astonmartindbs more comments → englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat: It's ok, this is almost good news. A rubbish footballer for a rubbish football club crashes a nice car so a nice person somewhere has a nice engine fo... more » LionZoo: How is this even news? It seems like almost every week some footballer (the real kind) smashes or does something atrocious to a car. At least that c... more » engineerd: Sports Star Smashes Sexy Sportscar. Jalopnik Jokes. engineerd Exhales Expletive. more » TimTim: !!!URGENT MEMO!!! To: Everyone From: Jalopnik Re: Crash Week It's over. more » Alfisted: Bend it like Bendtner? more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: That must have been one hell of a ride. more » Captain Liverspots: You give a guy a title like "striker" and expect him not to drive into something? more » Volvo4life: [Insert TG Cool Wall footballer joke here] more » smalleyxb122: There looks to be a chance that the sonorous V12 was uninjured. Hopefully, it can find a worthy new home. more » Bullitt417: This guy is the same age as me and just destroyed my dream car. I havn't even managed to sit in one yet (though I did get to sit in a DB9). FML more » Str8stroke: at least it didnt catch fire! more » Pessimippopotamus: Killing it with fire seems like a waste. Let's all buy it back and restore it to its former glory, then KILL THE MANSORY BASTARDS WITH FIRE!!! more » rb1971 - E39M5'er: I guess I prefer the regular Hannah Montana version. more » Syrax: The word Cyrus is derived, via Latin, from Ancient Greek Κῦρος, from Old Persian Kūrūš. The name has been recorded in ancient inscriptions in... more » englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat: Hmm, not sure why they named it that... unless it sings too... oh no! KILL IT WITH FIRE! more » -
#carcrashes
Arsenal Footballer Wrecks $270,000 Aston Martin DBS
Nicklas Bendtner, striker for Premier League's North London Arsenal, wrecked his Aston Martin DBS on the A1 in spectacular fashion, crashing through a fence and smashing into trees.The 21-year-old walked away uninjured but the $270K Aston was totaled. More » -
#frankfurtmotorshow
Mansory Cyrus Adds Dollop Of Carbon Fiber To A DBS
The Mansory Cyrus replaces the metal body of the Aston Martin DBS with an all-carbon fiber shell. Of course, it wouldn't be a tuner car without bolting on some additional spoliers and diffusers too.
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#astonmartin
Half A Cutaway Aston Martin DB9 Is Twice As Sexy
Ever wondered what could possibly lie underneath an Aston Martin DB9's voluptuous bodywork capable of justifying the $186,450 price? Here's a gallery showing you the answer to your burning question. More » -
#supercars
Aston Martin DBS Volante: Perfect Summer Grand Tourer?
It's summer time. Our thought is it doesn't get better than listening to the glorious baritone note of the Aston Martin DBS Volante's 510 HP, 6.0-liter V12. Is it the perfect summer grand tourer? More » -
#sharingiscaring
12 Unexpected Examples Of Car Part Prostitution
Whether an engine or a steering wheel, parts-sharing is an easy way for manufacturers to save money. Still, many car owners may be surprised by what parts get shared. Here's 12 unlikely examples.
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#projectcarhell
PCH, Caning From The Stern English Headmistress: Aston Martin DBS or Humber Super Snipe?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! We went for a Lambo-on-Lambo matchup last time, with the Espada taking the win over the Murcielago, and that means we need to give equal billing to Italy's rival PCH Superpower, Great Britain. And, just to make things more interesting, we're not going to have any British Leyland products!
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#quantumofsolace
Daniel Craig Crashes Aston Martin DBS Into Quarry
Filming a sequence that's believed to form the climax of a chase scene for the new Bond film "Quantum of Solace," Daniel Craig and the rest of the Bond crew deliberately crashed an Aston Martin DBS into an Italian quarry. That crash should conclude a 15-minute pre-title credits scene in which Bond is pursued through the Italian Alps by bad guys in Alfa Romeos. All of the previous inadvertent crashes, the degree to which the Aston appears destroyed in these photos and the elaborate filming taking place at dramatic locations across Italy point to this chase sequence being a doozy. More »
