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more about #armored more comments → Devin LaDawri: Detroit, Lodge Freeway, Friday, 11pm, 80mph............ Could you imagine the glory?! Devin's mind boggles.. more » gearhead455: I was at Autorama, and this thing is the dumbest thing in COBO HALL basement by far. To give you an idea about what I mean, I say that and there was a... more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: Is it bad that I only clicked the pictures that I could enlarge to get a better look at the Plymouth sedan parked behind it? more » voodoojoo: This has five wheels too many for it to be truly awesome in my book. Let A.N.U.S. reign! more » Iron-Balls Minardi: Guantanamo Edition Mustang? more » wcm: I thought it was wrecked in one of the Mad Max movies? more » engineerd: Hopefully its still a work in process and the nitrous bottles will eventually be hooked up. Maybe not to the engine, but to a facemask. more » Neener: While NOS stickers are looked down on when used by over zealous Civic racers...I question the 'badassness' of a trifecta of 1 lb bottles as ego orname... more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: This is about what I expect from a 4:20 post. more » lilwillie: I seriously want to take that cruising. By the end of the night I could have two Civics hanging where the bodies are. more » MushyHeirloom: How many Jalop-points does one get for mannequins tied to the front? more » .357: I want 5. more » Syrax: Needs a little Mermaid Fox at the front. more » HammSammich: Do the souls of the innocent qualify as a "biofuel?" more » domino: mr. wert: someone got physically aggressive with you for taking pictures of a vehicle unveil at an automotive trade show? this is where women have an ... more » -
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Lord Humongous Rides Again! Six-Wheeled Death Machine Recreated
Lord Humongous' armored killer buggy is a solid contender for the title of "Most Jalopnik Vehicle Ever Made." It's built the exact way it should've been: In an all-out garage thrash. More evil inside. More » -
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KNIGHT XV: World's Biggest Fully-Armored Bio-Fuel-Powered SUV Gets Early Unveil Thanks To Battery Problem
At 7’4” tall, 18’1” long and 8’2” wide, the KNIGHT XV is one big honkin’ bio-fuel powered SUV. Did we mention it was armored too? Thanks to a 6.8 liter V10 that runs on something nebulously called “Biofuel” it claims to be green, but we estimate its mileage to be in the low single digits. That’s a lot of liquid corn. Unfortunately, Conquest Vehicles’ bouncers appear to be equally big, burly and prone to man-handling our Editor-in-chief, so we decided to reveal it early. Ray’s full account follows the jump. More »
