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more about #aprilfoolsday more comments → Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: DERP DERP SHOOP DA WOOP Man, this is one of the stupidest shops I have seen in a long time. I freaking work with Kia at the corporate level and I ca... more » Mobius: Reading the specs, I kinda want it... /runs away /jumps down huge cliff more » Maymar: I like BMW's attempt from a few years ago more. more » Dr. H. F. Danger: It is like my dad telling jokes... Ok, yeah, I get it. *sigh* more » lilwillie: "Air Propulsion and Retardation Installation Line" Stupid Blowhard Politicians who bowl 129 will be included? more » Jo Schmo: more » tonyola: "Don't you stick out your tongue at me, young man! Go to your room and don't come out until you've changed your attitude" more » engineerd: I don't get it. Is the joke supposed to be the driver sitting on the wrong side? more » mikedrawcar: Haha, joke's on them, it looks better now. more » MaxSmart32: When did Jalopnik get all old and stuff? more » Ash78, tryptophanatic: Aero-soul...Aerosol...Arsehole more » SirNotAppearing: Really? Their press release uses the language "Retardation Installation Line." Yeah, that's about right. more » Big McLargehuge: This is what you get when you hire your art department from 4chan. more » Alfisted: Now we know how the Tesla will carry 7 passengers. more » -
#aprilfoolsday
Kia Aero-Soul Concept: When April Fool's Day Goes Too Far
April Fools Day is our absolute least favorite time of the year because everyone thinks they're hilarious half-rate comedians, Kia included.
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#novelties
Ten Best...Or Worst...April Fools' Day Automotive Gags
We resisted the temptation today to pull our own shenanigans, mostly because tearing the wraps off a fake photoshopped Ford Ranchero was too obvious. Similarly, calling a fold to the sham that is Chryslerberus would have just been plain mean. Luckily, we knew the online automotive world would pick up the slack. Sure enough we were right, and we quickly found ourselves inundated with all kinds of April Fools' hijinks. Without further ado, below are the ten most amusing automotive hoaxes of the day. Make sure to vote for your favorite. More » -
#novelties
Seven New Cars We Wish Were April Fools' Day Jokes
[UPDATE: Also check out our top ten list of the best...or was it the worst...April Fools' Day automotive gags.] Occasionally, an automaker likes to have a little fun on April Fools' Day by announcing a car so ridiculous it couldn't possibly be real. Unfortunately, what happens more often than not is that an automaker will announce a car so ridiculous that it couldn't possible be real... and it is. Some are poorly-styled and ill-conceived, while others seem to fill no foreseeable niche other than a need to show they're doing something, anything. Below is our list of new cars that are punch lines to jokes no one ever told (i.e. the least dragon-able new cars). [UPDATE: We've added a poll so you can proclaim the most foolish car of them all] More » -
