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more about #announcements more comments → FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I am still in a bit of a comatose state from yesterday. Almost fell asleep in the insane shopping lines today. I usually avoid them like the flu but t... more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: I had my first deep fried turkey today. Fuck me I could eat that every day. more » Skunky: Wow, I'm surprised more people haven't done this before. At the last place I lived, we did this a few years ago, with a much less clean engine hoist a... more » mechimike: Remeber, keep that oil between 320 and 350 degrees Fahrenheit. And use peanut oil, not 10W-30 more » Rust-MyEnemy: I suppose, if you paid somebody else to maintain and insure your turkey, and all you had to do was gas it up occasionally:- You could call it a turn-... more » Mobius: No wonder every American is fat! /Jeremy Clarkson more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: "Yes, dear. Of course I'm going to store the engine hoist in the kitchen. Where else? It's incredibly handy, and very important for safely frying a... more » Alfisted: I prefer my turkey brined ... anyone know where I can put my hands on a Veyron? more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Oh, and the old format was great. Sorry you had to work three days in a row. I doubt I'll be doing all that picture clicking. But I'm sure your sta... more » skierpage: What seemed an unattainable production car power figure — 500 HP — only a decade ago is now available in sedans to SUVs to luxury convertibles. ... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Why set the bar so low? #jalopnikreviews more » Pete Gaines: If I'm not told whether or not the car is suitable for sheiklets, then what's the point of a review? I demand sheiklet suitability parameters! #jalopn... more » mytdawg: I am rigid with joyous anticipation... #jalopnikreviews more » skaycog was here: So, that means Wes is only going to show up one day in a row? I may cry myself to sleep tonight. #jalopnikreviews more » IN THE FACE!: I like this guy, mid-westerner, a photographic 'Loathing' reference, a pic of him driving an Atom and a propensity to compulsively watch rally videos ... more » -
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Happy Thanksgiving, Enjoy Your Engine Hoist Turkey Deep Fry!
In addition to these ten cars and five of these ten deals, we're also thankful we're not working today. In the meantime, here's Bumbeck's guide to deep-frying your turkey using an engine hoist for the dippin'. Enjoy and be safe!
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500 HP Week Heralds New Jalopnik Reviews Format
What seemed an unattainable production car power figure — 500 HP — only a decade ago is now available in sedans to SUVs to luxury convertibles. This week we're only reviewing cars with 500 HP+. Also, a new review format! More » -
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This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy
I had planned to use this space to say something clever, but last night, I ate my weight in Sour Patch Kids and pulled an all-nighter watching rally videos on YouTube. Tired? Yes. But I'm also Jalopnik's newest contributing writer. More » -
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What Car Color's The Craziest?
To complete today's bout of self-referrentialism, the New York Times ran my article on "crazy car colors" — check out the great slide-show and see how I got the name of a porno into a NYT article. [NYT] -
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Jalopnik Introduces Open Forums
Car-obsessive commenters — since we opened up Jalopnik four years ago — have influenced our site more than is acknowledged and sometimes more than is comfortable. More » -
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Take This Job And Shove It, For The Moment: Happy Labor Day From Jalopnik!
To properly honor the American worker, we'll be working half-speed the rest of today. Murilee's calloused and capable hands will bring you a full weekend of content, plus expect a feature or two on Monday. Be safe now! -
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Royal Oak Meetup At Noir Leather's Free "Bikini Car Wash"
Ladies and gentlemen of the Detroit metro area: Interested in getting a car wash from models decked out in the latest fetish fashions of Noir Leather while meeting Jalopnik staff? Okay, we know one's a bigger draw than the other. More » -
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Sorry! We forgot to feed the hamsters this weekend; intermittent comment, site issues persisting.
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Introducing Jalopnik's Newest Upgrade!
It's been almost two years since I took this gig running Jalopnik. In that time I've found we've become so big I can't steer it alone anymore. Luckily, I've found the right person for Deputy Editor — John Krewson. More » -
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Comments are having issues at the moment. We're working on it. Sorry! UPDATE: They're back!
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Welcome To Jalopnik Commenting 2.0!
Jalopnik's comments have long stood out amid the illiterate abuse and empty-headed faux-wit of the internet automotiverse. We're going to make sure it stays that way — by putting you in charge. Also, the ability to edit comments. Seriously. More » -
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Happy Fourth Of July From Jalopnik!
Jalopnik would like to wish you a happy fourth of July weekend. We'll still have our regular weekend action, but we'll be taking the rest of the day off. Enjoy the fireworks, BBQ and this Auto Insider-produced video. -
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A Quick Jalopnik Programming Note
With Memorial Day on Monday, many of us here at the website more obsessed with the cult of cars than any other will be taking a well-deserved break. But, don't think that'll stop the action. Our weekend programming schedule below. More » -
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New Yorkers! io9, Gawker's Sci-Fi site has a meetup tonight 7-9 PM at The Magician.
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London Jalopnik Meetup Tomorrow Night in Camden Town
Are you in London? Want to meet with petrolheads? Come to the Hobgoblin in Camden Town on Saturday night from 7 PM and look for the Crazy Euro Car Boy dressed as a giant squid. -
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Reminder: New York City Jalopnik Meetup Tonight, 6 PM - 8 PM
Want to see the new Ford Fiesta up close? Want to meet Jalopnik quasi-luminaries like Wes Siler? Then why don't you come to our Jalopnik-sized Fiesta tonight in Manhattan? Scott Monty'll even be there! [Facebook] -
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See Jalopnik Associate Editor In Documentary At SXSW Today
Associate Editor Matt Hardigree appears in Along Came Kinky: Texas Jewboy For Governor, a documentary about the 2006 Texas Gubenatorial race debuting at the Paramount Theatre in Austin at 7:30 PM tonight at SXSW. More »
