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more about #alfaromeoduetto more comments → scroggzilla raids again: Jeff appears to be leading the life I would very much like to lead. However, in my version, there's a Fintail Mercedes Benz sedan with an M-100 engin... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I'm envious and so on, but mainly I'm envious of anyone who knows a girl who'd appreciate a Fiat 850. #fordcortina more » 87CapriceEstate: How does that work for smog if the car is a 1965 and the engine is post 2000? #fordcortina more » Evil_Genius: This gets the official Evil Genius seal of approval.. I've been thinking of putting an S2000 motor in my Big Healey.... I've now been nudged further... more » jbh11126: Jeff: I'm a hard working 20 year old, looking for a new family. I love cars, and I love you. Adopt me, please, J.H. #fordcortina more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: slot car track on the walls. A little garage redecorating is needed on my part. #fordcortina more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Jeff is definitely hero material. #fordcortina more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Once you get over the fact that purists will find it blasphemous there are very few old-RWD-compact cars which couldn't be improved by the addition of... more » skaycog was here: Very impressive garage and collection, Jeff. I think you're the envy of all these gentlemen. #fordcortina more » paulmer hates electric cars: Jeff, you are fucking awesome. Talk about a dream garage! #fordcortina more » LTDScott: DO WANT. #fordcortina more » OA 5599: Wow. A wife, an SO, and 1800 square feet full of European machinery, all under one roof. Jeff clearly has excellent time management skills. #fordcor... more » Armand: Damn, that's impressive. I've seen Jeff drive quickly in the Alfa and the 2002... I can only imagine what kind of mischief he'll get into in a 247-ho... more » Muscles Marinara: Great car collection... And I have to think this guy is one lucky dude. I mean, there are plenty of women out there who can, um, "tolerate" their guy ... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: That there is heaven on a stick. Very nice setup there, Jeff. #fordcortina more » -
#engineswap
There's Nothing Wrong With A 1965 Ford Cortina That A Honda S2000 Engine Can't Fix!
Well, you need a few things in addition to that Honda F20C to get that Cortina set up properly. A full roll cage helps, as does a completely hot-rodded suspension. Welcome to Jeff's Garage! More » -
#projectcarhell
PCH, Invasion Of The Hell Projects Edition: Three Alfas or Four Citroens?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday, we had the chance to choose between two potential moonshine runners, with either of which one might keep bread on the table during the coming Financiapocalypse, and the Mercury Maruader beat the BMW 850i like Junior Johnson beat the North Carolina Highway Patrol's '53 Ford Mainlines back in the day. However, some of you- I'm not going to use the word "whiners," though it did occur to me- complained that those two cars didn't rate high enough readings on the Hell-O-Meter™. In other words, Hell isn't hot enough for you! We aim to please here, so let's flood the garage with chlorine triflouride, park some more challenging projects inside, and slam the door on you… for eternity!
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