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more about #alanmulally more comments → Joshuman: Every time I see the CES logo I think that it was designed, done, and finished on time. Some executive thought "International" sounded cool and told h... more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: say it with me essss aaaaaach oooooo NOT SHOW. more » Elhigh: Conan will stop calling it the "corral," and start calling it "the ranch." Too bad it weighs so much. Too bad it's so damned big. Tight end speed, ... more » KillerBee: Somehow I find it weird to think of any Taurus as "vintage". more » Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: I was all gung-ho for the new SHO until I saw a commercial for it in which the narrator referred to it as a "show" and not an "S-H-O". more » CptSevere: Don't replace the old one, Conan, keep it and accept the new one. If they're not fulla shit, i.e. no strings attached. No Cash for Clunkers here, han... more » underwear-ninja: Well as long as its the color of his old one. That dark green is such a nice color on any Taurus more » fuzzmanmatt: Heck yes! I actually thought of Conan the first time I saw the new SHO, wondering if he'd replace his New York SHO with a new LA SHO, keep that around... more » MajorOutage: Too bad the new SHO has the same problems that plagued the Golf GTI for decades. more » wojo: That's Alan Mulally's dream? Mine have Megan Fox and flying Ferraris in them. more » Braff: That is because Mulally is too busy actually running his company... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yep that's the Rogaine site. Eeeewww, stop looking at my before picture. more » 55Hardtop: What is Fritz's username, I'd be curious to follow him on Twitter to see what BS he spews forth about GM's future? more » MushyHeirloom: Does nobody peel the protective plastic off the shiny logo on the back of their HP LCDs? This is far from the first time I've seen it. It's kinda a pe... more » punksmurph: I such the computer nerd that my first thought in that picture was "At least GM is using HP computers." I am sure the US Government will make them sw... more » -
#ces
Ford's Alan Mulally To Deliver 2010 CES Keynote
Consumer Electronics Association President Gary Shapiro announced this afternoon Ford's President and CEO Alan Mulally would be delivering the keynote address at the 2010 Consumer Electronics Show. Supposedly, he'll be showing off new hotness in the SYNC system. More » -
#quoteoftheday
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to KOMO News, on what the Ford CEO thinks about Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien replacing his vintage SHO with a 2010 Ford Taurus SHO. -
#twitter
Unlike Some Auto CEOs, GM's Fritz Henderson Can Type His Own Tweets
During yesterday's live-tweet by GM CEO Fritz Henderson, Ford's always-looking-to-be-center-of-attention-and-shove-a-foot-sideways-in-his-mouth social-media "expert" Scott Monty decided to tweet he'd come up with the idea first. However, unlike Ford's apparently typing-impaired-CEO Alan Mulally, GM's CEO can type his own tweets. Silly SMonty. More » -
#carpocalypse
Ford CEO Hits Today Show, Says Nothing
Ford CEO Alan Mulally was up early for a Today Show interview in New York with NBC's Matt Lauer. Lauer fearlessly probed Mulally, peppering him with a slew questions. Smiling like a Cheshire cat, Mulally non-answered every one of them. More » -
#synced
Microsoft Employee Dusts Steve Ballmer, Alan Mulally
As Ballmer and Mulally toured Microsoft HQ yesterday to tout the SYNC system they met with a Jalopnik reader and MicroFord fanboy in his Mustang. You can guess what happened next. More » -
#industrynews
Ford CEO On CNBC's Power Lunch At Noon To Smack Dennis Kneale Around
Ford CEO Alan Mulally, enraged after Dennis Kneale defamed 'merican automakers infotainment capabilities, is on CNBC's Power Lunch today at noon to beat the crap out of him and "sync" his Blackberry with an F-150. -
#twitter
Ford CEO Alan Mulally Answering Questions Now On Twitter. [Twitter]
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#industrynews
Ford's Alan Mulally says they're seriously gonna get "greener." [HuffPost]
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#industrynews
Ford's Alan Mulally, Bill Ford taking pay cuts. [MLive]
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#media
Lou Dobbs Tonight Rewards Bill Ford For Alan Mulally's Work
After a story about Ford weathering the Carpocalypse so far thanks to early restructuring and privately-secured credit, animatronic Lou Dobbs stand-in Kitty Pilgrim gives a "gut check" award to Bill Ford, Jr. Wait, what? More » -
#fordfusionhybrid
Ford CEO Calls Man To Thank Him For Buying Fusion Hybrid Over Prius
Ford CEO Alan Mulally personally phoned a Michigan man to thank him for canceling an order for a Toyota Prius and buying a 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid. Seriously? Yes. There's even video to prove it. More » -
#industrynews
Ford CEO Alan Mulally on CNBC right now. [CNBC]
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#welcomebackbarneyfrank
Barney Frank Yells At Ford CEO Mulally
Congress is serious business and Mr. Frank will not stand for people chatting in the classroom. He's looking at you Mr. Mulally. You and your friends can chat outside, because there's another class coming in and the bell is about to ring! -
#carpocalypsenow
How The Not-So Big Three Rolled Into Washington, D.C.
The not-so-Big Three learned from their corporate travel mistake deciding to drive to D.C. this week for testimony before Congress. Thanks to our man on the scene, here's a look at the cars they chose and their meaning. -
#carpocalypsenow
Ford Expects Profitability In 2011, Battery Electric Van By 2010, BEV Sedan For 2011
Ford today announced a plan to turn around its business, claiming it allows them to reach break-even level or profit by 2011. The plan includes building a battery-electric commercial van by 2010 and a BEV sedan by 2011. -
#carpocalypsenow
SNL Sketch Takes On Not-So-Big Three Congressional Hearing
Saturday Night Live took on the not-so-Big Three's congressional testimony and "jetpooling" incident in this weekend's "cold open," and unfortunately fell into the trap of shamelessly mocking tired stereotypes. Which is sad, because we'd watched SNL take on a new level of relevancy as of late thanks to the uber-adorable Tina Fey and an election season devoid of real political commentary. That's not to say watching Will Forte as Rick Wagoner, Darrell Hammond as Bob "The Builder" Nardelli and Jason Sudeikis as Alan Mulally isn't funny, but hearing about quality issues on the upcoming Ford Fiesta and a Cadillac XLR-V is a bit ol' and busted if you ask us. Now quality issues on a Chrysler 300C? That's comedic genius. But hackneyed and tired jokes aside, we were more concerned with further evidence the automakers have done the world's worst job of getting their message out. More »
