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more about #adwatch more comments → Mobius: Burma must be so scared right now, I mean, I would be too if there was an army of 300s, Sebrings, Calibers and Nitros coming to my house. This is def... more » brandegee: That Lancia commercial is genius. Feign global responsibility by using a convenient martyr from a politically irrelevant country. Emotional pull, sale... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Beat me to it... Did Jimmy Fallon start up an ad agency?! more » danio3834: I dunno. Cars busting through walls is always cool with me. Just needed to change the music to something badass like AC/DC's "Big Gun", and get rid ... more » FrankGrimes: They should just shorten the ad by a ton and show them getting out of the cars and the narrator says. "The Chrysler 300 the car nobel prize winners sm... more » Steve_in_NC: If they are going to show off a thug car, why not use thugs? like chavez and rahm emmanual. more » Elhigh: Socialist motivators for the new Socialist Motors. It's extra bad when it's coming from Fiat. more » AmishJohn: Because birdshit is the first thing auto executives want to come to mind when you think Chrysler... more » Pessimippopotamus: Oh, and you know what happens in a merger. Platform sharing and all that. Apparently marketing campaigns too. Here's the identical ad, but featur... more » Number_Six: My name is FiatChco and I was tanked when I made this. more » skaycog: How many millions of dollars did Italy benefit on this commercial? What is Chrysler thinking??? DS's. more » Pessimippopotamus: Actually, they're quite well versed in WTF-ery. more » Rabbi Dave: and note that after the mega ad blitz for Ram its sales still tanked below 10K units last month. more » Pessimippopotamus: more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: That ad is an even bigger head-scratcher than this one: [jalopnik.com] more » -
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Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
Chrysler's Italian masters at Fiat fired BBDO Detroit, bringing in an Italian agency to do one commercial for the 300C gansgter-mobile. The ad stars Mikhail Gorbachev and calls for Myanmar's Aung San Suu Kyi's release. My name is-what the fuck? More » -
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Mercedes E-Class Coupe: "Superfect?" Really?
The Mercedes E-Class Coupe's quite nice, yes, but so nice as to be perfect — or so perfect as to be deserved of a new word to describe its perfectness? Not so much. [FuckYeahAds] -
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Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
In Russia, a drink with 6.0% alcohol-by-volume is considered a low-alcohol beverage. Also, women drive around with their eyes closed drinking something called "China Town" with dragons on their laps. Silly Russians, the dragon goes outside the car. [Copyranter] -
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Aussie Mitsubishi Evo Ad Defies Physics, Looks Awesome
Channeling JJ Abrams' Fringe for visual inspiration, this new ad for the Mitsubishi Evo out of Australia promises physics-defying performance. -
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Toyota Prius Is A "Butt Buddy?"
This Australian ad for the Hybrid Synergy Technology used in the Toyota Prius and other hybrids draws a parallel between gas/electric harmony and having a weird guy attached to your butt all day. Ya know, that actually kinda makes sense. More » -
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Creepy Sparkle Vampires Want To Sell You A Volvo
If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag. More » -
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Sebastian Loeb's 6th WRC Championship Memorialized With Oil Painting
And you thought rallying was dangerous before the English invaded. [via Ads Of The World] -
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"Poop Explosion" Coats Holden Interior In Aussie Diaper Ad
Babies are, basically, tiny humans with a propensity for making enormous messes. This Holden Captiva learns that the hard way when a baby has a "number 3" — you know, a "poop explosion" — in this Australian diaper ad. Gross. -
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"I Live. I Ride. I Am. Jeep." Ad Will Not Conquer
The Caesar-like tagline and montage-gasmic commercial created for the New New Jeep fail because they could be used for almost any product. I Live. I Watch. I get bored. I forget this is an ad for Jeep. See for yourself. More » -
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My Name Is Irony
My name is Ram. My tank is full. I am fueled by optimism, driven by passion and stopped by lawyers... -
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"My Name Is Ram" Ad Just Too Easy To Parody
The My Name Is Ram ad has only been on the web for a few hours and already here's the first parody exposing Chrysler's full tank of schlock. [Banovsky] -
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First "My Name Is Ram: My Tank Is Full" Ad, For Real
After attempting to show you the first My Name Is Ram commercial yesterday, we now have the final-cut that aired at last night's World Series below the jump. More » -
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First "My Name Is Ram" Ad: My Tank Is Full...
Here's the first look at the new ad for the Dodge Ram brand with the awkwardly double entendre-filled, overly repeated taglines: My Name Is Ram and My Tank Is Full. Yeah, you're definitely full of something New New Chrysler. More » -
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Everyone Rush Down To Elder Ford To Buy A Focus RS
In what might be one of the most appealing, and therefore misleading, advertisements in recent memory we have a local Ford dealership promoting both a Ford Focus RS and a Ford Raptor. More » -
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Less Than 1% Of GM Customers Take Money Back Guarantee Option
GM's latest numbers from their "May the Best Car Win" campaign? Of 142,000 vehicles sold, 449 customers took the money-back guarantee option, four have returned cars, and 49 vehicles are in process. Overall, less than 1% of total sales. -
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'69 Corvette And '88 Lamborghini Horrifyingly Swap Paint In Japanese Gran Turismo Ad
We spotted this Japan-only Gran Turismo commercial in the Playstation booth here at the Tokyo Motor Show and it made us want to cry. More » -
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"Motor-Tober" Campaign Hopes To Scare Up Mini Sales
Mini's rolling out a campaign dubbed "Motor-Tober" to drum up interest in the lineup. The fall-theme includes the above ad and others, open houses at dealers, auto-cross events and the like. Wonder if there'll be a mini-pumpkin carving contest? [Twitpic] -
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The Self-Purported Funniest Commercial Ever
The YouTube headline on this commercial claims this oldie's the funniest commercial ever. It's pretty close. Also, it's not safe for work. Unless you work around people who don't speak a lick of English. Then it's hilarious. -
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James Dean Dodges '50 Ford, Goes On To Save African Children
What if James Dean's Porsche 550 Spyder had missed that Ford Custom at the intersection of State Routes 46 and 41? According to South Africa's Allan Gray Investments, Things Would Have Been Different. More »
