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more about #ads more comments → Tanshanomi: I once watched a TV travel program about Greece that profiled a beach club on Mykonos's Paradise Beach called "Super Paradise." The show's host was st... more » Tanshanomi: Wait, "perfect" is no longer perfect enough? This reminds me of when Just Right cereal was made "new and improved" and yet somehow remained "just rig... more » GreenN_Gold: I find the idea of spending $50k+ on an E-Class superplexing. more » bmoreDLJ: doubleplusungood. When the Gerrrmans start toying with Newspeak, run. more » Mobius: "Superfect" makes my Firefox spell check groan. Mind you, so does the word "Firefox". more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I'll take one. In 2025, when it's suffered 95%+ depreciation. Mercedes, thank you for making quality, luxurious, beater cars. more » bmoreDLJ: What the hell was wrong with CLK? more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: Lamercedes. more » Rust-MyEnemy: Snoozleptic Yawngasmic A car that totally fails to harden my brustwarts more » Maymar: Not badequate? more » Steve_in_NC: look at that badge! look at it! more » pauljones: Toyota called, they want their supernumberone marketing guy back. more » oddfish: snobnoxious more » ReverendDexter: Guy at work picked one up recently, I keep meaning to ask why he bought an Accord. Seriously. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A HONDA. more » Ash78, cube farmer: Don't forget the convertible version, Superthanksforasking. more » -
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Mercedes E-Class Coupe: "Superfect?" Really?
The Mercedes E-Class Coupe's quite nice, yes, but so nice as to be perfect — or so perfect as to be deserved of a new word to describe its perfectness? Not so much. [FuckYeahAds] -
#adwatch
Renault Logan: Isn't It Awful When Things Get Crowded Together?
We sometimes come across a funny ad that we just don't get. We get these ads for the Renault Logan. They're crude, of questionable taste and utilize glorious word mashing URLs. More » -
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#offbeatnews
Top ten funniest and most brilliant bus ads. [InventorSpot via Digg]
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#transformers
Buy A Chevy Aveo, Get A Free Autobot
Who knew the Transformers craziness for the General could last this long. They've got a promotion going on where if you buy a brand spankin' new Chevy Aveo, you'll get yourself a limited-edition transformin' Aveo that goes by the name of "Swerve." There's only going to be 2000 of them, so get your Aveo today to get your hands on one. If you think this promotion won't work, just check out the following comment from the boys over at Transformers fan forum-site Seibertron:"Let's hope there is a way to get this that does not involve shelling out tons of money. Or those of us who are Transformers completists will also be driving brand new Aveo's shortly."
Just add 2000 more Aveos to the end of next month's sales numbers. More »
