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more about #accord more comments → MushyHeirloom: The nose is from a morbidly obese Fusion. The tail is from a morbidly obese Insight. The cupholders are for a morbidly obese demographic. more » new22003: Damn that's an ugly car. Were stylists even involved in the design? more » zeeboid: can't we just call it "Honda Accord Hatchback"? more » FЯeeMan: You got Honda badges on my X6! more » Number_Six: Hey, Honda! more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: This baby's got back. The real news is that there aren't multiple restraining orders keeping Roy from within 200 yards from any auto's aft areas. No... more » jark: It looks like an Accord to me. more » wheatieboy: Dear Automakers of the world. There are five different kinds of consumer cars: 1. Sedan 2. Coupe 3. Wagon 4. Sports car 5. Minivan Please for the l... more » Z71: "Well son, when a Civic loves a Pilot very much, sometimes they like to. . . ." more » twitchykun (Level 1 Jalop-Knight): Honda. Your designers. Kill them. Firing isn't enough. They must never be allowed to wield a pencil. In fact, cut their hands off first, then kil... more » Tanshanomi: I will say this, it makes the X6M look a whole lot better, given this as a reference point. more » Number_Six: Why does Honda mock me so? more » OldeEnglishD: At least they can use this design feature in their advertisements: "Honda Crosstour, a larger ass than Michael Moore" more » Tanshanomi: Hey, don't get me wrong, I like, um, "healthy,"—in women and in cars—but there is both attractive-large and ugly-large. For example, a while back ... more » skaycog was here: Be sure to get report from Mr. Wert on the underside also. Mr. Flick is particularly interested in that. more » -
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Honda Accord Crosstour Brings The Butt
The Honda Accord Crosstour is currently undergoing inspection by the autojourno set, including our own Ray Wert. These first live photos, below the jump, reveal the new crossover certainly conforms to the Beyoncé definition of "healthy." More » -
#adwatch
Honda Responds To Facebook Crosstour Hatefest
After enduring a seemingly endless litany of complaints regarding the design of the 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour on the Crosstour Facebook page, Honda is finally attempting some damage control. Apparently, it's the photographers fault!
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#adwatch
Honda Fan-Boys Unleash Haterade On Official Crosstour Facebook Page
Not everyone is a fan of of the 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour. Want proof? Head over to Honda's official Crosstour Facebook page. If you enjoy irked Honda fan-boys, you really need to go here. -
#newcars
2010 Honda Accord Crosstour: Honda Got Back
The Honda Accord Crosstour has ended its boring striptease, revealing an Accord-like front with a muscular grille and an interestingly designed hatch.
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Honda Accord Crosstour Partially Revealed In World’s Most Boring Striptease
The Honda Accord Crosstour is taking shape in the form of a boring crossover. You'll have to wait till tomorrow for the full monty. Can't we just have an Accord Wagon? With a diesel even? Please? More » -
#newcars
Honda Accord Crosstour's New Smile Up Close
The Honda Crosstour has revealed a closer side of its personality on Facebook. From the photo of the grille below, it appears the Accord wagon won't share the snub-nosed look of the Honda Pilot. See for yourself below the jump. More » -
#hoonoftheday
Much-Jumped 1987 Hoonda Accord For Sale For $250, Stunts On 13s!
We've seen a lot of hoons here, but this may be the best classified ad we've ever seen for a hoonmobile. This Utah Hoonda has seen plenty of hang time! More » -
#newcars
2010 Honda Accord Crosstour Now Official!
The Toyota Venza-challenging vehicle we've seen teased will — as we were first to report from trademark filings — officially be called the 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour and go on sale this fall. Remember, it's a CUV, not a wagon.
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Honda "Crosstour" Hatchback Hits Vegas, Baby
We were the first to reveal the expected name of the Toyota Venza-fighting 2010 Honda Crosstour, now Edmunds Straightline has new shots of the hatchbacked Honda on its way from Vegas to Death Valley. More » -
#carinsurance
20 Least Expensive Cars To Insure For 2009
Like salt and pepper, chocolate and vanilla, our look at the 20 most expensive cars to insure for 2009 has a flip-side. Today we'll be looking at the 20 least expensive cars to insure for 2009.
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#crashtestfunnies
IIHS Small Car Test: Three Gruesome Slow-Motion Crash Videos
This morning's IIHS report on the shocking finding that little cars don't take well to colliding, at speed, with bigger cars? Now we have the crash videos. Let's take a look at all three below. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Über Gallery: The Japanese
Japanese cars made up nearly half the entries at the Gator-O-Rama, with 44 out of 95 vehicles coming from the Co-Prosperity Sphere. Miatas, Celicas, and RX-7s galore, of course, but that wasn't all. More » -
#carcrime
Brazen Thief Steals Car In Front Of Police Officer, Gets Away With It
There's brazen, and then there's this guy, who managed to steal a Honda Accord in plain sight of an officer talking to the car's owner. Adding insult to injury, he got away scot-free. More » -
#tokyoautosalon
Honda Sport Modulo S2000, Fit Concept Cars Heading To 2009 Tokyo Auto Salon
As we get ready for the Detroit Auto Show, Japan's getting ready for their annual Tokyo Auto Salon. Think of it as our SEMA show, but on crack and with lots of cute umbrella girls. More » -
#overthebackfence
Honda cuts RWD, V8, S2000 replacement programs
In addition to the NSX supercar, Honda now plans to cut RWD, V8 engine and S2000 replacement programs due to theCarpocalypse. Still, there’s one item of good news. More » -
#downonthestreet
1982 Honda Accord LX
Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Here's a little car that's nearly extinct in rust-prone areas.
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#2009hondaaccord
2009 Honda Accord Tuned By Mugen For JDM
We just showed you the new JDM 2009 Honda Accord Sedan and Tourer and already we have images of the sports package from the “we-tune-anything-Honda” guys at Mugen.
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#downonthestreet
1977 Honda Accord
Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Can you believe we've never had a Honda Accord in this series? Have the early Accords become that rare? They sure have, which makes me sad; the first-gen Accord was a great car for its time. It was reliable, had fairly decent performance, was less cramped than its tiny Civic cousin, and- in my no-doubt-shared-by-few-others opinion- looked pretty good.
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