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more about #abt more comments → FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Why does every car these days have to shout "look at me?" I do miss discreet performance. Maybe I am getting old. Some simple style to balance out th... more » DoctorNine: This car definitely has a good chance of inhabiting my garage. I have a couple boys that think it's teh sex. more » bzr: Nah, Ben's kidding. Hipsters don't know anything about cars. That's why they plaster their grandma's '92 Camry with Conor Oberst stickers. more » jbh11126: That body kit and paint job is writing a check the performance can't cash. If I pulled up next to this thing at a light I'd be fooled into thinking t... more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: Well I suppose this could be considered an improvement over the Ford Tempo Diesel's 52HP. more » Ash78, cube farmer: I almost love it, but VW did most of the work. That's both good and bad. I know it's sacrilege, but I really like the looks of the 4-door Golfs more ... more » engineerd: I usually have a problem with body kits since they usually destroy the best parts of a vehicle's body design while accentuating the worst parts. This... more » Novaload: Sort of a rolling mound of evil in that first shot. They should go ahead and make the rims full diabolical pentagrams, possibly with a tiny devil head... more » WpgJets: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secur... more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: By the way, Ben, it's nice to know the new wheels are new. There's nothing worst than ordering new new wheels and getting some used new wheels instead... more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: I think Lord Vader prefers Pepsi. more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I.Want.One.Bad. Please Mr.SlowMo (actually, there's no E on my R), this was the best comment I could come up with. Really. more » Alfisted: Looks nice, but can it make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs? more » PowerTryp is holding a Fiesta party.: Hmm I'm not sure if Ben made that headline out of spite or if he just wanted a reason to get coke dealer on the front page of Jalopnik just once. Als... more » Ash78, cube farmer: Impressive. Most impressive. OBD-II has taught you well. You have controlled your A/F ratios. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me... more » -
#tunercars
ABT Golf VI GTD: Lord Vader, Your Euro-Trash Hipster Son's Car Has Arrived
ABT cannot stop themselves. If it comes out of VW's garage they'll absolutely tune it. Which is how we get this — the ABT Golf VI GTD; the diesel Golf for the whiny, privileged hipster kids. More » -
#newcars
ABT R8: Lord Vader, Your Coke Dealer's Car Has Arrived
The ABT Aud R8 V10 makes a stunning 600 HP, adding an extra 75 horses atop the already-powerful V10. But, since the boys at ABT are addicted to power and going really, really fast, it seems appropriate. More » -
#adwatch
ABT-Tuned VW GTI Catapults Jets With Enhanced Turbocharger
This clever ABT-tuned VW GTI advertisement from Asia reminds us why turbocharged cars are so much fun once they spool up their snails. Apparently they're powerful enough to launch jets off an aircraft carrier. Whodathunkit? More » -
#tunercars
Battle Of The Tuned Audi R8s: MTM Vs. ABT
It's no surprise that we love the R8, but this just takes the kuchen and proceeds to sprinkle it with a magical topping named Bruce. MTM's R8R vs. ABT's R8. In a tunnel. Epic win. More » -
#tunercars
ABT Audi AS5-R Lays Down 510 HP
We were getting seriously tired of seeing dolled-up German tuner cars without a whiff of additional grunt. Thankfully, the ABT Audi AS5-R adds a big stinkin' turbo for 510 HP to match the new looks. More » -
