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more about #5series more comments → DoctorNine: Wow. This is damned sexy. Now, if I can get the diesel with a manual, I am all set! more » LuciferV8: Bob's big Bimmer bounced down the boulevard, beautifully breaking off its blasted, buxom, Bangle butt. more » Mobius: The E46 is the best looking of the bunch, with the range becoming increasingly more modern, until the Big D'Oh. Also, their webseries ad with the E46... more » Mobius: So, what's next for the BMW 5 series after 6 iterations? Seven eight nine. more » Mobius: The Bangle design took some getting used to, and was definitely not a universal acclaimed one. But this is just bland, and boring, but I mean that in... more » AustinMiniMan: It's like Richard Hammond; it's not tiny, it's just always really far away. more » Turboner: I'll take the twin-turbo, reverse-cowgirl V8, pls. Does anyone else see a little reverse-Jaguarization in the hood? more » Turboner: Mmmm, E39 540i sport. more » 1300ccsoffury: Of the E60 range, I think the 550i with its sport package is the best looking of the range. Also, it can be had with a stick shift. I think it's a h... more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: The E34 was defintely the high point. Still looks fantastic and fairly modern 20 years later. I've also always been a big fan of the E28. Has it ag... more » drewdrawshashtags: I actually think that the E39 is the low point in this pic. The E60 headlights are ridiculous, but the design has aged much more gracefully to my eyes... more » skitter: I think it likes me, but that's going to take some getting used to. more » Alfisted: Women's hygiene from the Me decade through today. more » Tanshanomi: Each successive grille has less kidney-ocity. more » Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: It would be fantastic if this progression was in reverse -- BMWs, then, would continue to get more attractive as time goes on, and life would be better. more » -
#captionthis
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. D'Oh! Nice.
For this installment of "Caption This," check out this shot and the one below, pulled from the BMW 5 Series press photos and witness model bloat in pictorial form. Just look at the original — it's so tiny. More » -
#newcars
2011 BMW 5 Series: Bangle Butt Goes Bye-Bye
The 2011 BMW 5 Series is finally here. If nothing else, it's a statement against the Bangle-ization of the BMW brand. It's smooth, sleek and an unmistakable return to the BMW 5 Series we've missed. More » -
#newcars
2010 BMW 5-Series Officially Shows Us Its Headlights
We're going to see all of the 2010 BMW 5-Series Monday, but after showing off its balls BMW just revealed its headlights. Now all we need is the rump. More photos below. More » -
#spyphotos
2011 BMW 5 Series Shows Off Newish Nose?
If a dealer leaks a photo of the 2011 BMW 5 Series nose, does it make anyone any less convinced that this car's going to look like a mini-7 Series? [via WorldCarFans] -
#spyphotos
2011 BMW 5 Series: Teasing It Takes Lots Of Balls
This new tease of the 2011 BMW 5 Series may not be the most artistic teaser shot of a new car we've yet seen from an automaker but it's certainly the most esoteric. Here's how they made it. More » -
#spyphotos
2010 BMW 5-Series Gets A Swirly
Although swirly-camo-ed, it's possible to see the overall shape of the new 2010 BMW 5-Series from these new shots taken near Kitzbuhel, Austria. We can see that the front gets the most dramatic change over the outgoing car. What else? More » -
#downonthestreet
1987 BMW 5 Series
It's Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. We've seen 7, 6, and 3 Series 80s BMWs, so we need a 5! More » -
#newcars
BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo May Spell End For U.S. Wagon
At an briefing today on the upcoming BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo, BMW's manager of product planning, Martin Berkmann, explained the new GT may spell the end for U.S. imports of the 5-Series wagon. Only time and sales numbers'll tell. -
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#spyphotos
BMW 5-Series GT Caught Undisguised In Manhattan!
Tipster Pearse caught the new production BMW 5-Series GT lazily hanging out for a photo shoot with models, hipsters and businessmen near the Holland Tunnel entrance in Manhattan. You know, where most of these will end up hanging out anyway. -
#spyphotos
2011 BMW 5-Series GT Is Like The 5-Series GT Concept
Try hard to find something different between this lightly camouflaged 2011 BMW 5-Series GT and the concept version. We're pretty sure the only difference is the addition of pop-up headlight washers. More » -
#lolcars
British BMW Driver Follows Sat Nav To Cliff Edge, Darwin Loses
British drivers have blindly following their navigation systems before, but Robert Jones took it to the extreme, driving his BMW 5-series down a rocky path before a fence barely stopped his plunge off a cliff. More » -
#spyphotos
2011 BMW F10 5-Series Brochure Scan Leak
This scan from Bimmerpost appears to be the upcoming 2011 BMW 5-Series in a revealing leaked brochure scan, but could this image be more than meets the eye? More » -
#2011bmw5seriesgtconcept
2010 BMW 5-Series GT Design Sketches
What kind of drunken mess occurred in the creation of the 2010 BMW 5-Series GT? The sketches below indicate the Concept CS, X6 and 5-Series mated to create this carefully designed mutant love child. More » -
#2011bmw5seriesgtconcept
BMW 5-Series GT Concept Officially Shows Off Flexible Rear
Once Herr Bangle moved his posterior out of the way, we got a good look at the 2009 BMW 5-Series GT Concept. Now we've got the full photos and pictures. More » -
#2011bmw5seriesgtconcept
BMW 5-Series GT Concept: Giving Bangle's Rear A Lift
Our friends at BMWblog got photos from the preview of the 2009 BMW 5-Series GT Concept prior to its official debut in Geneva. Thankfully Bangle finally moved aside so we can show the new design. More » -
#2010bmw5series
2010 BMW 5-Series Spotted At The Ring, We Get All Up In Its Grille
There's been some speculation as to the design direction of the 2010 BMW 5-Series. Specifically, there are those who wondered if it would be a conservative and evolutionary move from the E60 or a more drastic change similar to the BMW CS Concept. These spy photos, which show an undisguised grille, seem to point a larger and smoother opening more similar to the CS than the 2008 BMW 5-series. All the better for a twin-turbo V8 to breathe with? Spy report below the jump. More »
