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more about #2cv more comments → sxs3200: That's pretty cool. My mother rented one to drive through France with one trip. What a piece of junk. However, it doesn't surprise me. The guy cou... more » RoninianHoon: We need a Mad Max Fantasy Garage now. I know of at least ten machines that should go in. Ben, Murilee, Wert? When can I vote on this? (edit button ... more » Mobius: This is like Death Race style plus Tron, Financialapocalypse-style. more » Ben Wojdyla: Quite possibly the most manly thing ever done. This thing is so awesome it makes the Batpod cry softly in it's comic-con space. I want one. more » ghelary: @ Bens, I am French, so I may be a bit be at translating than google and babelfish, and what happened is that Emile thought he would do it in 3 days... more » K5ING: I've already seen the movie... It was called "Flight of the Phoenix". Good flick. more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: This is mighty Mad Max-ey of him.... French? Sure...but rather clever with a wrench...and probably a wench. more » bens: [french.cars.free.fr] Is way more in depth. If you don't have an understanding of French read very carefully in your translation software cause its fu... more » powermatic: sorry-not buying it. Bullshit meter in the red zone. Makes no sense on so many levels it's hard to know where to begin. Granted, the translation is s... more » HoonThatFerrari: I did not know that there were any Frenchmen with the surname of MacGyver. more » Kuang: Pah, the least he could have done was to dress it up a bit.. like this one: [www.cliftonds.com] more » pettiblay: I don't even know what "force de frappe" means, and I'm french. more » RCN8: We need need a Jalopnik Hall of Fame. I nominate this guy as the first to be inducted. more » evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Emile Leray, you are fucking awesome. The best part, for me, is the presence of mind to retain the license plate. Gotta be legal with your impromptu... more » dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: The translation is bad, but understandable. The story fairly incredible. [babelfish.yahoo.com] more » -
#motorcycle
Stuck In Desert, Crazy Frenchman Builds Motorcycle Out Of Busted Citroën 2CV
When you're stranded in the Moroccan desert with ten days of rations and a basket-case 2CV, do you give up? Hell no! You do what Emile Leray did! More » -
#customcars
Baddest Citroen 2CV Ever Sports Ferrari F355 Guts
It takes inspired madness to imagine the perfect mate for a Ferrari F355 chassis is a Citroen 2CV Fourgonnette body. After thousands of hours of labor, this is the fastest French bread-van you'll ever see. More » -
#foundonebay
Can Sex Sell This Armada Of German Hell Project Cars?
When you're trying to unload a basket-case Peugeot 504 Familiale or a terrifyingly incomplete Renault Juvaquatre on eBay, what's your best approach? That's right, female flesh and plenty of it!
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#movies
Lysergic Frenchmen Perform Intricate Dance Of Fender-Crunching Euro-Steel: Trafic!
Here we have one of the most weirdly choreographed car-crash scenes in cinematic history, taken from 1971 Jacques Tati film, Trafic.
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#hoonoftheday
Citroën 2CV Jump Makes Subaru Hoons Look Earthbound!
You want distance? Hang time? Non-fatal landing? You'll get all those things with Seppe's Amazing Flying Citroën 2CV! Thanks to Fast_Nel for the tip; original video may be seen here. More » -
#adwatch
Brad Pitt Pushes Citroen 2CV In Surreal Japanese Cell Phone Ad
What do you get when you cross Brad Pitt, a Citroen 2CV, Wes Anderson and a topless young woman? A Japanese advertisement. -
