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more about #24hoursoflemonstexas more comments → that ain't the way to have fun, son: Clever, well-executed, of questionable taste, of questionable sanity...all funny. LeMons = WIN more » souldoubt88: I was able to read all of the jackets except the one on the far right. what does it say? more » CptSevere: I'm surprised anyone gets anything done all weekend what with all the tomfoolery and silliness that goes on at these affairs. I'd be cracking up so ha... more » Novaload: Every Lemons is like the coolest Halloween, with the people AND the cars dressing up. These are pure win. more » Super Traction Engine: I have found some potential Le Mons cars. Would they allow a custom van to race? Or a 60's Ford truck? more » danio3834: more » VanillaGorilla276: I was a driver for the blue mustang above. Houston was an amazing race. We ended up one place ahead of them. I may need one of these sweet shirts. more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: This one seems sorta politically incorrect or somethin. I can wear my neon green Driveshaft Through the Skull T-shirt anywhere really. School, hockey ... more » Ray Wert: Bought with express delivery to make it in in time for Hanukkah! more » evanmc28: I too am in for the Shabbot Shalom shirt. There are many jews out here who would buy them all day. MAKE THEM! more » Beans-and-Rice: Hell yeah. I'll take a Big Sausage Pizza hold the salami! #tshirt more » komododave: Crap!! I'm so disappointed our shirt didn't make the picture cut, even after Jay professed his love for it! Substandard Racing will have to step it ... more » CarbonFiberFootprint: I badly need that Shabbot Shalom and the Ritual Killings Motorsports shirts. Who would be willing to sell me examples? #tshirt more » bozoerrebbe: Well, it would be nice if the LeMons powers that be would use a holiday weekend to schedule a 24 hr race that isn't on the Jewish sabbath. While there... more » FrankGrimes: I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt more » -
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A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes, Part II
How can you tell the "serious" racers from the ones who really get the 24 Hours Of LeMons? Team costumes! Following up our first Team Costume Treasury, here's Part II! More » -
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Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
Many, many readers were all in a tizzy after they saw the LeMons Team Shirt-stravaganza last weekend, because they needed to obtain a Team JDL BMW team T-shirt. Well, now you can- just in time for Hanukkah shopping! More » -
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Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindlydumpedgiven his collectiononto me. More » -
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Soviet Flags and West Virginia Trailer Parks: The Penalties Of The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons
You already know about the Cultural Revolution Penalty, but that wasn't the only special punishment that the LeMons Supreme Court cooked up for those Texas miscreants! More » -
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The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons Ãœber Gallery
Yes, it's Ãœber Time again, after a hiatus of a couple of races (sorry, participants of the South Fall '09 and Lamest Day races, no ÃœGs for you). Nearly 2,000 photos of the action from Texas! More » -
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Pace Bus On The Race Track: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
When we showed up at the race track for the Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons last weekend, the LeMons Supreme Court spotted an Orion II with TARC markings in the paddock. We knew right away: Pace Bus! More » -
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The Top 123 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Fall 2009
LeMons race #20 took place last weekend, and we saw a BMW win for the third time. That brings BMW closer to Mazda's and Toyota's five LeMons wins apiece. Let's go check out the other 122 cars now! More » -
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And The REAL Winner Is...
Sure, some folks will get all excited about some BMW or other, but the real LeMons cognoscenti know the Index Of Effuency is what matters. Congratulations, Black Knight Racing: It's Just A Flesh Wound! More » -
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And The Winner Is... The Race Hard Race Ugly Soot BMW 325iS!
Things got pretty chaotic after the race and I've just got time to get you this crucial info before I board my flight back to California: the second-ever BMW E30 has won a LeMons race! -
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Of Cakeballs, Bob Ross, And Leaders At The 24 Hours Of Lemons
Those unaccustomed to Lemons racing spend their time staring at the track instead of at what's happening off of it. In addition to the revised leaderboard (new leader!), we have some of the glorious pit row sights below. More » -
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11:00 AM Leaderboard Update: GT$500 Continues To Dominate, Others Puzzled
After eclipsing the destroyed Team SCHWING Corolla yesterday, Team GT$500 Celica grabbed the top slot and refuses to relinquish power. At the same time, one of the RX-7 teams grapples with a puzzle. More »
