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more about #24hoursoflemonssouth more comments → FrankGrimes: I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt more » skaycog was here: I have two suggestions for your T-shirts: l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls. 2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle the... more » LTDScott: I am sad to say I lost my Faster Farms T-shirt somewhere when I moved :( #tshirt more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Oh man - can I buy a copy of #61 (Frogmasters) anywhere? You could probably start an internet T-shirt business with these designs and do handsomely w... more » Novaload: This, my friends, is why American will never fail. #tshirt more » Jeb_Hoge: I have seen Heaven, and it is good. #tshirt more » Theimbellis: Watching Miatas wrecking isn't as interesting as watching blind cockroaches walking into each other. more » mechimike: Our Amazon lost a wheel in the first race, while I was driving, and the car simply skidded to a stop (I was fortunate enough to be able to get it off ... more » Gaseous Clay: It amazes me that a car as low centered as a Miata would flip like that rather than just sliding off into the grass. If it had slid then hooked the ed... more » UnlimitedRevs: He was on a roll. ...sorry. more » korvetkeith king of teh horsepowers!: Hipster beer. Hipster music. Bleh, other than it's all good. more » brandegee: So much awesome in this post. Thank you. more » lilwillie: Anyone balls enough to play with the (insert letter) -tronic is worthy. Nice videos. more » mikedrawcar: you have to approve those guys, if at least for proving that Abe Vigoda is still alive. And letting him race in LeMons! more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I'd never be able to change the radio station fast enough if this song started playing, but it's absolutely perfect for what is a video short-story be... more » -
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Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindlydumpedgiven his collectiononto me. More » -
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What's It Like When Your Mazda Sheds A Wheel On The Race Track?
Remember when the Torqueless Rotards RX-7 flipped at the 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall '09? In all the excitement, I'd forgotten that the Rotards gave me a copy of their in-car video! More » -
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The Best LeMons Team Application Video Ever: Porsche-Driving Team Rooster Juice!
The majority of applicants for the West Coast 24 Hours Of LeMons races get rejected, so it's a good idea to get the attention of LeMons HQ with an outstanding team video. More » -
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Cry For Me Argentina and Socialist Indoctrination: The Penalties Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009
The LeMons Supreme Court always thinks of some location-specific penalties for each race, and South Carolina politicians Mark Sanford and Joe Wilson provided a rich vein of material for us. More » -
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You Too Can Build A Chopped, V8-Powered W124 Benz For Just 500 Bucks!
All right, maybe you couldn't build a fine race car like the Son Of A Blitzen '86 300E LeMons car, but even the LeMons Supreme Court believes the legitimacy of the team's budget claims. More » -
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And The Real LeMons South Fall 2009 Winner Is...
We were a bit shorthanded at LeMons HQ at Carolina Motorsports Park last weekend, so I wasn't able to do the usual Index Of Effluency winner post. Check out the Rusty Bolt Racing E12! More » -
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The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009
The 19th race in the history of the 24 Hours Of LeMons is over, and Mazda has tied Toyota for the title of Most LeMons Wins: five apiece! More » -
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And The Winner Is... NOT This 1979 Dodge Omni!
Much as we'd like to see an Omni win a LeMons race, we're still pretty happy that a team has won both People's Curse and overall win in the same race! More » -
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People's Curse Winner Gets Pardon From Not-So-Bloodthirsty Crowd!
It says it right on the People's Curse ballots: Don't vote to crush a car just because it's ahead of you! Still, that's what happened today; the White Lightning RX-7 got the most votes. More » -
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Race On! Burnt Amazon, Needlessly Complex Milano Back On The Track
We're racing again, this fine Sunday morning in South Carolina, and a couple of cars that seemed out for the duration are back in action! More » -
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Day One In The Books: RX-7 Leads, Monte Carlo Catching Up!
The White Lightning Mazda RX-7 has pretty much led all day, and the Lightning McQueen Jetta has been filling its rear-view mirror the whole time... but a G-Body Chevy Monte Carlo in third? More » -
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Tunachuckers Amazon Burns, BumperCam Catches The Action
I've built a successor to the original LeMons BumperCam camera, and the Heroic Fix Award-winning Volvo Amazon-driving Tunachuckers let me install it on their C pillar. Then their new B20 engine got a bit fiery. More » -
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Four Hours In, White Lightning Mazda RX-7 Leads!
It's 98 degrees out, engine failures are proliferating like uranium centrifuges in the Middle East... and an RX-7 is leading the race. More » -
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Torqueless Rotards RX-7 Loses Wheel, Gets Shiny Side Down!
Here's another lesson for those of you building a LeMons car: Invest a few bucks in new wheel studs! More » -
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Race Just Starting, Alfa Romeo Blows First Head Gasket Of Weekend
Remember that super deal on a pair of Alfa Romeo Milanos that Seatbelt123 got? The team put together one good Alfa out of the 2-fer-$299 pair... and then fried the engine during practice last night. More » -
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Watch All The LeMons South Action, Live!
Remember the TrackGeeks' live streaming video of the 24 Hours Of LeMons South Spring? It's back for LeMons South Fall! More » -
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New, Improved 'Noch Ein Scheiß-E30' Stencil Makes LeMons Debut
Remember the very special stencil we use on LeMons E30s? LeMons 300ZX driver and artist Walker Canada has worked his magic on my original design, and it looks great! More » -
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Pink Pigs And Joe Wilson: The BS Inspections Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009
We could smell the cheat as soon as we showed up at CMP this morning; it was clear that we'd be issuing some hefty lap penalties for teams stretching the rules beyond reason. More » -
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24 Hours Of LeMons Hits South Carolina Next Weekend, Mark Sanford Penalty Ready To Go!
When you get Southerners and $500 race cars together, great things happen! In my opinion, LeMons South is the most fun of all the 24 Hours Of LeMons events. More »
