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more about #24hoursoflemonsaltamont more comments → FrankGrimes: I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt more » skaycog was here: I have two suggestions for your T-shirts: l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls. 2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle the... more » LTDScott: I am sad to say I lost my Faster Farms T-shirt somewhere when I moved :( #tshirt more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Oh man - can I buy a copy of #61 (Frogmasters) anywhere? You could probably start an internet T-shirt business with these designs and do handsomely w... more » Novaload: This, my friends, is why American will never fail. #tshirt more » Jeb_Hoge: I have seen Heaven, and it is good. #tshirt more » Rust-MyEnemy: I've had a suprising number of LeMons candidates flow through my hands at Benz Towers of late, a 230TE and an Omega 3.0 (nee Cadillac Catera), Need Le... more » bzr: I'm strangely drawn to #14. Girls who work on cars and race them AND have a sense of humor? Be still, my beating heart... more » Novaload: The really great thing about Lemons is that it actually does restore my faith in human nature--the creativity, the humor, the lunacy, the ultimate kin... more » eggwich del fiero: Wow, the D&D guys built 20-sided fuzzy dice? I never though LeMons would change the world, but there ya go. D&D, Mooks on Dyno Fresstyle bikes, and t... more » DON_BOT: I can see a future where this will be more popular than even F1 and nascar..... "closes eyes and smiles" more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Should I enter, I doubt I have the creativity necessitated to pull off such costumes... Not having a good theme, I think, might be a bigger problem t... more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I think I might deliberately enter a car that's rusted to shit with the theme of tetanus and billetproof. You know, something completely unsafe lookin... more » Jim Hubert: Muri, I dun care if these guys are neo-Nazi skinheads, destroying their car three times, for the amusement of all the peopple whose cars weren't destr... more » 3304HL: Let's see if I've got this straight.When the gvm't pays people to crush old cars, it's evilWhen a bunch of drunken hoons wants to do crush one, that's... more » -
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Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindlydumpedgiven his collectiononto me. More » -
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A Treasury Of 24 Hours Of LeMons Team Costumes
After the judicial bribes, one of the things we love best about the 24 Hours Of LeMons is the way many of the teams dress for the occasion. More » -
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So What's The Deal With This People's Curse Business?
After the thrice-Cursed Black Widow Miata team fled the People's Curse at the 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans, LeMons fans have been going through an Agonizing Reappraisal of the whole crush-a-car-at-each-race idea.
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24 Hours Of LeMons History Lesson: The Winner's Circle, 13 Races In
Whether your team is considering a run at the overall win or the Index Of Effluency at the 24 Hours Of LeMons, it helps to know which cars have had success in the past.
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Frogmasters And Türbö Schnitzels: The Team Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons
Someday, when the 24 Hours Of LeMons is bigger than NASCAR, the custom T-shirts created by LeMons teams in the early days of the series will be valuable collector's items. Let's check out a sampling! More » -
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Pimps, Pirates, and PMS: The Art Cars Of The 24 Hours of LeMons
We really want to love art cars, but the problem with a lot of them is that the artists involved just don't get cars. For every genuinely awesome Camera Van or Pedal Regal, you get a hundred beater 323s with plastic army men or dinosaurs epoxied all over the sheet metal. But take heart, fans of car-as-art, because the participants at the 24 Hours of LeMons race continue to raise the bar with the themes for their cars; check out the gallery below for a sampling of some of the art cars we saw at the race at Altamont last weekend. Thanks to photographers Zack Spencer and Amy Judd for contributing photographs. More » -
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The Top 50 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons
We showed you the Top 44 Lemons at the Altamont race last October, followed by the Top 50 Lemons at Thunderhill in December, and now it's time to see the results from the Altamont race last weekend. Get any group of car freaks together, bring up the concept of the 24 Hours of LeMons, and you're sure to get endless debate about which cheap heaps should dominate. Well, here's where reality comes into play; this is how things actually played out on the track. We'll show the other 40 cars later on, when we put up the traditional LeMons Über-gallery, but for now it's time to examine the beaters, clunkers, and buckets that came out on top!
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When You Go From 44th To 15th Place In Six Hours, You Get A Few Dings
When racing started at Altamont on Sunday, we knew we had some catching up to do; thanks to overestimation of fuel consumption, some pit slowness, and a penalty incurred by yours truly (more on that later), we started the day in 44th place out of 90 cars. We had the power, we had the skilled drivers, and we had a block of Swedish steel that could shrug off hits from the biggest opponents. And, speaking of the biggest opponents, a certain bullying orange Plymouth fared quite badly in a series of paint-trading incidents with our own WhatWouldJesseDo; see that orange paint on the tire in the image above? More »
