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more about #24 more comments → that ain't the way to have fun, son: #24...it makes me sad to see a car so intact to be disposed of in such a way. Maybe it was part of CARS... Can't Arrange Reasonable Solutions. more » Dr. H. F. Danger: For all you tards, here is a brief rundown. (number by picture, to make it easy) #2. Slide the seat in position, leave it the fuck alone. Done. #3. Is... more » More Ron: Back when I was still very little I had, I shit you not, an entire shelved closet full of 1/18 scale cars, all organized and parked at a 45 degree ang... more » 413wedge: What is actually accomplished by Fox paying wind-power plants in India to generate enough "clean" energy to compensate for an "estimated" 1,300 tons o... more » bzr: Well, that should do the trick. Do carbon offset sellers still believe that environmentalists are stupid enough to fall for these sorts of medieval in... more » Chuckie_A: How do I start one of those carbon-offset scams? Must be a buck or two in it. more » STR8SIX: I can't wait to watch tonight's episode of 24 where Jack flips his GEM Peapod while in hot pursuit of a stolen Prius. Hot regenerative braking, enviro... more » Ethyleneglycoholic’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade: Next week on 24, Jack vs. ManBearPig more » Mad_Science: [Tangentially related climate change rant] I've come to accept that the rate of temperature change on earth is increasing, most likely as a result of ... more » mechimike: The whole concept of "carbon offsets" is laughable. Its as though Mother Nature cares about money. Tell you what, let's stuff some Benjamins into the ... more » Jo Schmo: instead of a 24 hour clock they should just have a live CO2 gauge filling up. Save the world in 24 hours, Jack or everyone dies. Muhahaha more » Cognitive Friction: When they're done with "24" maybe those consultants can study how much Stupid Dioxide (StO2) is released from a single taping of "The View" more » Ethyleneglycoholic’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade: I want to meter the amount of CO2 coming out of the mouths of these faulty "science" peddling cock knockers. more » lilwillie: So they are saving the trees then....cause carbon dioxide right? Do you want to know why I love trees? Because you can lie down under them on a moonli... more » engineerd: I think its funny how concerned Americans and Europeans are with their carbon footprint. Our carbon footprints are *much* better than China, India, m... more » -
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Fox Buying Carbon Offsets For 24 Car Crashes
Existing to arouse torture-happy conservatives, 24 is going green to stop damaging the world the show is trying to protect. This could be a new plot twist: Jack Bauer realizes the global terrorist is himself. More » -
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Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
The mating call of the TVR owner? "I'd love to, but let's use your car." 24 Hours Of Lemons Chief Perpetrator has teamed up with racing artist Hector Cademartori to psychoanalyze… well, us.
