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more about #2010porschepanamera more comments → fuchikoma: Looks about par for a Porsche to me. A lot like a Boxster. Then, aside from the Tapiro, I've never seen a Porsche that would turn my head if it drove ... more » brandegee: Ugh. A 500-horsepower 5-door hatchback with a Porsche badge and spiritual ancestor in the 928 has no right to be this boring. But it is. It's dull. It... more » loquaciousmusic: I think that, from the back, the Panamera looks sort of like an AMC Pacer. #jeremyclarkson more » Novaload: After the Cayenne/Froggy Face on Wheels, the Panamera is a thing of beauty. #jeremyclarkson more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I understand the temptation to rely on pop culture references in humor writing. They make useful shorthand, and assuming your audience is familiar wi... more » Turboner: Not everyone can have even one, let alone TWO, chins as beautiful as Clarksons... #jeremyclarkson more » Jeb_Hoge: Against all reason, the Panera-merica has actually grown on me. I wouldn't take it over a Rapide or QP, but it doesn't offend my sensibilities and I'd... more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I'd buy one, but I'd be too worried that it would attack the cathedral and kidnap Esmeralda. #jeremyclarkson more » OldeEnglishD: Unbearibly ugly is Rosie O'Donnel in the middle of a fisting session, this is slightly less repulsive than that... #jeremyclarkson more » Alfisted: He's right and look ... the ass ended up behind the steering wheel. #jeremyclarkson more » Buickboy92: Why does everyone not like the Panamera!!?? I guess I'm the only one who seems to love they way it looks. #jeremyclarkson more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Waaah #jeremyclarkson more » racerx: Okay, not the most attractive big sedan on the road but when was the last time this guy had something remotely complementary to say about Porsche? #je... more » ThreeLitre: Yes, I suppose he would know. He is right though. Talk about the runt of the litter. Good god, Porsche. Evolution of a single model is one thing, ... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: It's impolite to speak so much about oneself. Plus, he mixes up baboon and buffoon. #jeremyclarkson more » -
#topgear
Jeremy Clarkson: Panamera Ugly As "Inside-Out Monkey"
Though he has few complaints about the way the Porsche Panamera preforms, Clarkson uses his Sunday Times review to verbally assail the car's looks, calling it unbearably ugly — and he should know. [Times Online] -
#crashweek
2010 Porsche Panamera Crashes, Joins Cool Club
The 2010 Porsche Panamera is now cool. How do we know? Though only on sale for about three weeks, an owner has already partially wrecked one — and just in time for Crash Week! [WreckedExotics] -
#newcars
Porsche Panamera: You're With Me, Leather?
Remember when we caught those Panameras being loaded onto a plane? Here they are at the Monterey Historics. The Panamera's still the perfect car if you're into leather, though any mention of driving experience is notably absent. -
#newcars
How To Load 31 Porsches Into A Cargo Plane
Approximately 31 Porsche Panamera sedans hitch a ride on a cargo jet en route to the U.S. for demonstration purposes. We'll take one in brown. More » -
#cardesign
Top Ten Auto Design Easter Eggs
An "Easter egg" is an intentional hidden message, in-joke or feature. We've noticed fun little buggers in the design of quite a few new vehicles. Here's our list of the ten best. More » -
#shanghaiautoshow
Porsche Panamera Takes Elevator To 94th Floor
Prior to the Shanghai Auto Show, Porsche wanted to showboat a little. Their idea? Lift a Porsche Panamera to the 94th floor of the Shanghai World Financial Center. In an elevator. More » -
#shanghaiautoshow
Porsche Panamera: Bigger, Longer And With A Larger Butt
Our own Auto Insider's in Shanghai for the show where he saw the new four-door Porsche Panamera revealed live. We already know all the details, but we've got his live gallery below.
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#shanghaimotorshow
Porsche Panamera: Sub-Five Second Four-Door
In a "first," other than the Cayenne, Porsche just revealed the four-door Porsche Panamera in Shanghai. It's supposedly able to go from zero to 60 in under five seconds. Also, it has a big butt. More » -
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Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
Porsche is readying the Porsche Panamera for a world debut at the 2009 Shanghai Auto Show. In preparation, they've set out to prove it can walk on water, Jesus-style, better than the competition. More » -
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Porsche Panamera Gets Engine Start/Stop With Auto-Shifting Double-Clutch
When the four-door Porsche Panamera hits the U.S. in October, it'll be equipped with both an automatic engine start/stop feature mated with an automatically-shifting double-clutch transmission. Ooh! Technology! But wait, there's more. More » -
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2010 Porsche Panamera: More Four-Door Photos
In a second round of direct mail content, the 2010 Porsche Panamera has been unveiled in the greatest detail yet — interior, exterior, all three trim levels, we even see the 4.8 liter V8 underhood. More » -
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BMW M7 Possibly Spied Lurking About In The Dark
BMW's Motorsport division said it would never tune an SUV, yet they've gone back on their word on that one. Does that leave room for a big-daddy M7? Looks like a definite "maybe." More » -
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Porsche Panamera Official Photos, Details
Photos of and details about the Porsche Panamera GT, the company's first modern effort at creating a four-door sedan, have officially leaked all over the web and it looks exactly how we expected it to look. From what we can gather from Google Translator and Auto Telegraaf, the Panamera will first hit the shores in Panamera S and Panamera Turbo trim, each fitted with a 4.8-liter V8 putting out 400 HP and 500 HP, respectively. Both will also get Porsche's PDK 7-speed dual-clutch gearbox.Though no diesel version is likely to see production, a 3.6-liter V6 option good for 300 HP and a V6-electric hybrid are in the works for sale at a later date. Given the sedan's unique look, the production numbers seem quite optimistic. UPDATE: Full press release after the jump! More » -
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Porsche Panamera Spotted Continuing World Tour With A Drive In Arizona
At this point, who hasn't caught a 2010 Porsche Panamera gallivanting about somewhere in the world? Porsche seems determined to test the car absolutely everywhere before releasing it to the public, and here we see it speeding along the Arizona I-10 in Phoenix. Honestly, unless someone bags one with the "ha-ha we fooled you" pudgy body removed so we see a car that doesn't suck, then it's not a surprise anymore. Still feel free to keep sending us pictures of your encounters, like these of the interior (the only part of the car which doesn't make us gag), whether it be at a Bennigan's in Iowa, a truck stop in Belarus, or a ramen joint in Tokyo. Just pick a spot somewhere, doesn't matter where in the world, eventually a Panamera will drive by. (Thanks for the pics Sean) More » -
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Four-Door Porsche Panamera Spotted In San Francisco
We saw a fake p-shop of the Porsche Panamera the other day (again), the official mini-site's live and we've even seen a teaser shot straight from Porsche. But now, what we've got here is a failure on Porsche's part to communicate to their engineers the need to strap on some camouflage. Thus, here's some of the clearest shots we've yet seen of the four-door super sedan from the German automaker. The Panamera was spotted by Flickr user Hysterical Bertha prowling the streets of Russian Hill, looking for potential customers among the affluent residents of the tony San Francisco neighborhood with some very crooked streets. Yup, it's definitely the Panamera — it even looks like the concept sketch. Well, except for the fact the sketch seemed to indicate the Panamera was made out of pencil lead. Our older spy photos of the new four-door "Bruce" below the jump. (Hat tip to Cord!) More »
