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more about #2009toyotaprius more comments → Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: The Jeep also attracts exhibitionist gay males: You can off-road to a remote location, and remove the canvas top; the foam-padded roll bars allow ALL ... more » MushyHeirloom: The fellow holding the giant key does come with the Prius, right...? more » Tanshanomi: You mean a Dodge A100 is no longer on the list? Even with a mural and shag interior? more » TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: CADILLAC ESCALADE AND BLACK PERSON REFERENCE, THIS MEANS BAN BAN BAN BAN!!! /Obama'slimoscandle... more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: I'd like to know why the 1989 Ford Tempo is not on this list. more » Kevin Medellin: Am I the only one who thinks that Alfa is just absolutely hideous?!? Seriously, Just because it has Ferrari underpinnings doesn't make it good looking... more » MushyHeirloom: I drive a Volvo 240. Fuck. more » brandegee: That goalie made a beautiful save by zero. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: In Soviet Russia, Cars Fuck You! In Soviet Britain too. more » beercheck: A Wrangler/CJ/etc. with a dog riding shotgun (initially, anyway) is, hands down, the ultimate combination. Ladies? more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: 1960's mustang, restored in excellent condition. Especially a vert. Chicks will shit themselves for it. The thing about Mustangs is that girls LOVE th... more » Mad_Science: The trick for doing it right is subtlety. My gray Jeep with a small lift on it works pretty well as understated, but has a nice exhaust rumble and cli... more » Rock517: I liked this blogging topic idea when Suzanne Denbow @ RideLust.com did it back in August 2008. Matt, you even used the same exact Escalade pic as her... more » brandegee: Depressing list. The choices are rather limited for normal people in the $20-30K range. more » Wes Siler: I'd like to go on record as stating that while, as evidenced by this article, Matt Hardigree has clearly never had sexual relations with a woman, the ... more » -
#sexonwheels
The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
Teenagers have always lusted after cars as a way of getting other things they're lusting after, which is why we've compiled these eleven 2009 model year cars most likely to get you laid.
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#toyotaprius
Why You Should Buy A Toyota Prius Right Now
The Carpocalypse has forced Toyota to finally offer incentives on the Prius. Now's the time to buy one on the cheap to sell back to liberal elite coastal-dwellers at a profit when gas prices rise.
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