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more about #2009subaruforrester more comments → Krapster: Arrgh... the horror. Subaru actually does market one car that, like a weedy, inbred relative you always feel ever so slightly creeped out by but other... more » KVHnik: Wait...you "took it to an off-road park and beat it like a rented mule." Is this about the Dodge Nitro again? more » MushyHeirloom: Still far better offroad than at least two, probably three or more currently-sold Jeep models. more » sos10: but.. did you get to the grocery store in the end? more » beercheck: You're getting dangerously close to introducing most Jalops to a larger world they don't even know exists.You keep this up, even the Unregulars around... more » Elhigh: It offers leagues more capability than 90% of everyone not living in Colorado or Montana really needs, but in my experience the Fozzie is really very ... more » discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: I can attest to the off-road and mudding capability of the Forrester. Just don't tell my dad. His slightly-less-ugly first gen. made it through some... more » Mad_Science: The camera vehicle you're following sounds just like my Jeep. If you ever need to beat on anything in Southern California, drop me a line. We can visi... more » Mobius: Well, Subaru's design deparment are certainly much more hardworking than their counterparts at Porsche. But also much less talented. Or maybe just bli... more » OldeEnglishD: Sure it's good in mud, but it's a Subaru so you know it will be able to handle the bush too... more » flyingstitch: Confirms my desire for a Subie next time I'm shopping. The kid down the street has a garden-variety Impreza that he takes off-road hooning; as we spea... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: "Dear Jalopnik readers, this is our final transmission..." I'm pretty sure that ain't a GT-R, fellas. more » Jo Schmo: If you are going to show a Subaru in the mud then you gotta give us a 'ring time on that monster Jeep. more » Deartháir II: I have to give the Subies credit, they are great little beasts. My only issue with them is I don't usually like the owners, BLW-excluded, of course. I... more » -
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2009 Subaru Forester: Unsupervised Off-Road Mayhem
The last 2009 Subaru Forester we drove blew a tire, forcing us into making clichéd gay jokes. This time we took it to an off-road park and beat it like a rented mule. More » -
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The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid
Teenagers have always lusted after cars as a way of getting other things they're lusting after, which is why we've compiled these eleven 2009 model year cars most likely to get you laid.
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