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more about #2009detroitautoshow more comments → MushyHeirloom: I maintain that it needed a "meep-meep" horn, giant wing, and fiberglass nose with pop-up headlamps. more » BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ: They, from AutoInsane, are like ze Germans of Porsche to the Godzilla makers. Jealous.. more » Cognitive Friction: I keep my tools in a box more » damnelantra™: viva los toolbags! more » mytdawg: Should have pulled an Animal House and wrote "Eat Me" on the sides. more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Good to see that tall people can fit in the Camaro. more » PetroSapien: Thanks, Ray, for the follow-up from yesterday on the kind of asshat moves we are in favor of. I think I get it now! more » smalleyxb122: The beauty part is that amidst the razzing of the GEM, they praised the website. I'd call that a net plus. more » engineerd: ...as they sped up the isles to the next press conference faster than anyone else. What happened? Did you take the good seats since you got there firs... more » mytdawg: Negative attention is better than no attention at all. As a ex-coworker used to say "I'd rather be praised than punished but I'd rather be punished t... more » smalleyxb122: Just what we've always known: Jalopnik is #1. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): You "toolbags" took the #1 spot! Congrats. more » domino: conan getting out of the lotus was priceless.personally, i thought richard duff was very easy on the eyes, and some other parts too. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Seems like the dignified way for him to get out of the Elise would be to just leave the door closed and hop out '60s Batman style. There is actually a... more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: LOL. Augbert! more » -
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Oh, come on, we rarely used the horn. [AutoInsane]
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Late Night With Conan O'Brien Hits Detroit Auto Show
Conan O'Brien took a crew to the Detroit Auto Show to continue the havoc we started. A man of his height sure puts the size of the Lotus Elise into perspective. More » -
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What sucked and what didn't in Detroit [Speed:Sport:Life]
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Still new models to see at Detroit Auto Show. [MLive]
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Booth Professionals Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show
Despite the downturn in the auto industry, this year's Detroit Auto Show bore an incredible number of very knowledgeable booth professionals. Yes, they answered our questions, but they also got in some of our pictures. More » -
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Naked Jalopnik: The Meanest Thing We Did At The Detroit Auto Show
Much like our comrades over at Gizmodo, we believe no trade show is complete without a little mischief. Here's ours for the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. More » -
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"Where's Waldo" Prize Winners Crowned
When we announced the "Where's Waldo" competition earlier, we expected everyone to stay occupied for quite some time. WilliamG and his cohorts however found him quickly and now we announce their prizes. More » -
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Where's Waldo: Win A Bag Of Detroit Auto Show Swag
Our swag bag overfloweth after this years Detroit Auto Show, and as a way to lighten our load, we've devised a devilish new game to give it away, hunting for the ever elusive Waldo. More » -
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What happened to the Chevy Spark in Detroit? [KickingTires]
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Jalopnik "Hacks" Chrysler Concept UConnect In-Car Internet Service, Lives To Tell About It
Chrysler debuted their HAL 9000-like next-gen Uconnect system in the Chrysler 200C Concept and it proved to be an impressive piece of tech. It's so impressive that we, uh-hem, had to "hack" it. More » -
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VIDEO: Jalopnik Nearly Runs Over Senator Bob Corker
Senator Corker, main man against the automaker bailout plan, and his security detail, are not amused as we nearly careen into them with our Mobile Command Center at the Detroit Auto Show. More » -
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The 11 Most Depressing Moments Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show
Just because we had fun at the Detroit Auto Show doesn't mean there weren't somber moments. In fact, most moments were. Here are the 11 most depressing moments from the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. More »
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#captionthis
What Comes Out When You Crack Open A 2010 Ford Taurus?
After seeing this shot from MSNBC of Ford of the Americas president Mark Fields on-screen above a split-open Ford Taurus, we knew we had the perfect choice for another round of "Caption This." [via MSNBC] -
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PopMech Throws Down Top Ten Detroit Auto Show Reveals...Ever!
The Carpocalypse stole much of the glitz and glamor from this year's Detroit Auto Show. Popular Mechanics takes a look back with a list of the ten best Detroit reveals of all time. [Popular Mechanics] -
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First Drive: 2010 Ford SVT Raptor...Video Game Simulator
Ford hasn't allowed to actually drive the 2010 F-150 SVT Raptor, though our main man, Wert, was driven around in the Vegas desert. That all changed this week at the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. Sorta. More » -
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The Top Ten Photo Galleries Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show
Auto shows always yield a wealth of new models, technology, and ideas, and the 2009 Detroit Auto Show was no exception. Here are the top ten photo galleries from the show. More » -
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Drinkin' in Detroit: Domestic Brand Bar Versus Foreign
Fun as the Detroit Auto Show can be, it's exhausting. After the day ends, all you really want to do is drink. Last night we test drove some automaker bars for fun. More » -
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The Top Ten Concept Interiors Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show
The 2009 Detroit Auto Show was lacking on the show's "concept" side, focusing on production cars capable of surviving the Carpocalypse. Still, there were some highlights — these were the ten best interiors. More » -
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Jalopnik Exclusive Interview With VW's Max The Beetle
We decided to turn the tables on Max the Beetle, star of Volkswagen's "Das Auto" ads, and interview him to see what he thinks of the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. More » -
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The Top Ten 2009 Detroit Auto Show Cars We Most Want To Drive
It’s all well and good unveiling hybrid after hybrid, but cars we want to drive are the fun ones. Here’s the top ten cars from the Detroit Auto Show we most want to drive. More »
