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more about #2009bmw7series more comments → Turboner: I wonder if his new bong is murdered out? J/K, I like bongs and black cars, too. #michaelphelps more » mweinstein9: It's just an Orioles hat. Dude is from Baltimore. What's stupid about being a fan of one's hometown team? more » Z71: He looks like my uncle Marvin with that hat and mustache. Except, Michael isn't overweight. #michaelphelps more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: i think it's wonderful that we agree the hat is stupid.. and the mustache is not even mentioned. #michaelphelps more » TimTim: Who's his photographer? All three of his car poses look like first-day-of-school photos. At least most of the pics on the "most embarrassing celeb c... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: When did the pornstache become cool again? Did I miss a memo? #michaelphelps more » Ash78, cube farmer: I think I first learned about this type of "impaired decision making" in the classic films, Reefer Modness and Marihuana: Assassin of Taste. #michaelp... more » b33g33: Wow, the hypocritical hate on this thread could fill an Olympic pool. #michaelphelps more » Onion_Volcano: I don't really care much for drug abusers, but it's a nice car considering his height. I bet he's comfortable while driving in the ghetto looking for ... more » skaycog: I think Michael Phelps is all wet. #michaelphelps more » Novaload: The swimmer? Swimmers make those kinds of bucks? Well, at least he has a nice ride for when he makes a munchie run. #michaelphelps more » Steve_in_NC: I know where he is headed in that BMW #michaelphelps more » Rust-MyEnemy: I visited my old BMW dealership yesterday and one of my mates showed me around the new 750i they have on display. And in my humble opinion as a Benz s... more » Graverobber: So BMW needs two turbos to get 400 BHP out of 4.4 litres, and Ford is getting the same out of 4.6 with a single supercharger. Hmmm. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I CAN HAS TURBO 7-SERIEZ? more » -
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Michael Phelps Has Another Black Car, Stupid Hat
Joining his custom black Mercedes SL63 is Michael Phelps' custom BMW 7-Series. We guess he needs the extra space for when he goes shopping for stupid hats and "hard" poses with his hangers-on. More » -
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Neiman Marcus Edition BMW 7-Series Can Be Yours For Just $160,000
Christmas may be months away, but Neiman Marcus has just released their holiday shopping catalog — which, of course, means an overpriced limited-edition luxury car has also been revealed. Following on the heels of last year's Lexus IS F and 2006's 2007 BMW M6 Convertible, this year they'll be offering up the new 2009 BMW 7-Series. Oh joy. Just 31 examples will receive the NM treatment of Champagne Merino leather, Alcantara headliner, and Diopside Black paint. Really though, is there any other way to celebrate the holidays besides buying a $160,000 status symbol? Full catalog description after the jump. More » -
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2009 BMW 7-Series Hits Web A Wee Bit Early
After teasing us with the new 2009 BMW 7-series, BMW's finally revealed the new 7 via an early leak of press photos to the web. After throwing everything at us from a flowbee-equipped mule to the teaser at the German golf outing, they've tossed the next 7-series at us in every way possible but with the kitchen sink. Every time, it's been nothing but a tease. Well, except for that purported leaked press shot. But somehow these small press photos have wiggled their way out onto the web and we've managed to snap 'em up. More »
