Project Car Hell, Mad Scientists Of GM Edition: Buick Reatta or Oldsmobile Trofeo?

Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday, we watched two radically depreciated V12 machines from the roaring 90s slug it out bloodlustfully in the Hell Garage, and when the smoke cleared… well, actually, the smoke never cleared, as the frying ECUs of the two contestants emitted such copious clouds of toxic vapors that the Gawker server hamsters responsible for our polls keeled over in their little wheels. That means we have no idea whatsoever which of those fine automobiles won the vote, so it's our first-ever PCH draw. We're really hoping the hamsters have been CPR'd back into action today, because we'll need to know which of GM's super-expensive, whiz-bang-digital-dash-equipped Early Bush I Era cars shall triumph!
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