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    something_unique_and_descriptive: If it was a 13b-REW and in perfect running order, maybe... but it's not, so pass the crack. more »
    Jim-Bob: If someone buys this for $8,000, I have a 1979 AMC Spirit with a 360 V8 swap that has been sitting for 3 years without running that I will let go for ... more »
    Six Flags Over Tomsk: Eighty Benjamins for a mangy-looking malaise econobox with a suspect engine that hasn't been stated in three years... Yep, crack pipe with Drano chas... more »
    Tanshanomi: Wait a minute. Who does a wankel swap and then neglects to even mention it in the ad? Is this guy stoned? Oh wait. I just went to Ebay and read the ... more »
    goatrope: The truth is we were just screwing with you about the yesterday's Vega. Is this week's theme 'Small Shitpiles from the 70's"? It's crackpipe time.... more »
    Novaload: Oh, so the "engine have not started" in 3 years. No prob. Sure. Um, yeah. CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK! Run for you life! more »
    that ain't the way to have fun, son: My mother had a '71 510 wagon, and they were nearly-indestructible. However...rust is patient. Knock a -0- off that price, and it'd be nice. more »
    CptSevere: Eight grand for this crock? You gotta be kidding me. The only way this rustball ever went that fast is if it were dropped from a helicopter. For that ... more »
    Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: This is crackpipe job if I've ever seen one. This car should be on craigslist, and an asking price of 2500, and he'll get maybe 1500 for it. $8,000 i... more »
    engineerd: Crack Pipe. Unless you can convince the government this car qualifies for the Cash-For-Clunkers cash. That brings the out of pocket expense down to ... more »
    smalleyxb122: Enough grooves in your slicks for a DOT approval doesn't make them "street tires". I'd like to see a copy of the time slip. That car would get boote... more »
    ThreeLitre: Yes because that's what I want to do with my hard earned money. Sell my perfectly good 10 year old car that is quite rock solid and then raise an add... more »
    kerc (wants a Mustang!): I'm gonna swing at it with my Crack Pipe of Incoherence +3. * rolls 1d20 * more »
    MushyHeirloom: I would have considered it... until I saw that this thing had been sitting since halfway through Bush's second term. Pass the glass. more »
    maximum-sienna: History Lesson: Frankenstein was the scientist. The monster was simply known as Frankenstein's monster. Oh, and crack pipe. more »
  • #nicepriceorcrackpipe

    1972 Datsun 1200 For A Humming $8,000!

    Frankenstein ran amok due to a maniac's brain being plugged into his lag-bolted skull. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe brings you another crazy transplant that'll let you run mid-elevens. More »
  • #downonthestreet

    1971 Datsun 1200

    The little Datsuns of the early 70s are just about gone now, though a few still roam the streets of the Island That Time Forgot. We saw a '75 B210 last fall, and now we've got an even rarer machine in this early-70s 1200. I'm calling it a '71, but it might be a '72 or maybe even a '70; we'll need to rely on the serious Datsun fiends out there to nail down the exact year. More »