Does Your Protege Have Insufficient Cargo Space?

Right about now, it would be easy to make some jokes about moving your sourmash still from one pine forest to another... but there's no need. Simply looking at those Georgia pines, with this fine custom motor vehicle in the foreground... well, these photos tell a long story. We're not dealing with a Protege that's had… » 3/12/08 2:45pm 3/12/08 2:45pm

PCH, Thunderhill LeMons Edition: Protege or Neon?

The last time we felt the flames of Project Car Hell licking at our flesh, the 2002 Maserati Coupe was beating the 1985 Ferrari Mondial by about a 60/40 margin in the polls. What lessons may be learned from this remain uncertain, but what is certain is that I've got 24 Hours of LeMons fever and I've got it bad; I'm… » 1/02/08 5:00pm 1/02/08 5:00pm

And The Winner Is... Red Meat And Poontang!!

Yep. A 1.6-liter bone stock 1999 Mazda Protege just won the Thunderhill running of the 24 Hours of LeMons. This friends, was an exciting race. With about 70 yards to go the #08 MR2 wound up on it's roof! We were hanging with the SE-R guys, helping them cheer on their driver as he made a desperate push to leap from 6th… » 12/30/07 6:45pm 12/30/07 6:45pm