Saudi cleric claims allowing ladies to drive will lead to end of virgins

A Saudi Arabian cleric has warned his fellow countrymen against lifting the country's ban on allowing women to drive, asserting that letting ladies take the wheel will lead to a complete extinction of virgins within 10 years. Because everyone knows that ladies will only use their newfound freedom to cars to drive… »12/02/11 4:15pm12/02/11 4:15pm

Man Seeks Sex Through Craigslist, Finds Carjackers Instead

As we all know, Craigslist can be a source of classic cars, parts and memorabilia. Completely unbeknownst to anyone at Jalopnik, it can also be used to solicit sex. A 23-year-old Brentwood man responded to an ad offering sex at what we assume was an attractive rate. But instead of "hittin that," a pair of men hit him… »2/28/08 10:00am2/28/08 10:00am

Streetwalkin' Cheetahs With Hearts Full of Po-Po Bust Would-Be SoCal Johns, Cars Confiscated

Van Nuys residents along Sepulveda Boulevard had been complaining about prostitutes along the fabled really-freaking-long Southern California street. Mindful of that, law enforcement officials set up a sting, tarting up female officers and busting full-to-burstin' men who pulled up offering renumeration in exchange… »3/20/06 7:59pm3/20/06 7:59pm