Audi's Super Bowl Commercial Is A Punch To The Face From The Prom King

There's a wonderful, Mamet-esque line in The Rock I'm fairly certain was added by Aaron Sorkin in one of his uncredited punch-ups, and it's "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." Only Sean Connery in a movie about escaping from Alcatraz could deliver such pure… » 1/25/13 1:20pm 1/25/13 1:20pm

Commenter Of The Day: Prom Night Edition

Schnitzel Ben's story of a Carrera GT crushed on prom night by a careless teen got us thinking about the immense amount of pressure prom is designed to inflict. You're in high school and therefore awkward and confused. You've got to find a date. You've got to find a tux. You have to pick out a corsage. You have to get… » 7/28/08 5:40pm 7/28/08 5:40pm