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Audi's Super Bowl Commercial Is A Punch To The Face From The Prom King

There's a wonderful, Mamet-esque line in The Rock I'm fairly certain was added by Aaron Sorkin in one of his uncredited punch-ups, and it's "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." Only Sean Connery in a movie about escaping from Alcatraz could deliver such pure… »1/25/13 1:20pm1/25/13 1:20pm

Mom With Priorities Out Of Whack Buys Street Billboard To Land Daughter Prom Queen Crown

One well-meaning but clearly off-her-rocker Texas mom has spent at least $1500 on newspaper ads, fliers, one of those customizable outdoor display signs at a local taqueria, and — the pièce de résistance — a "pink rotating outdoor" billboard advertising her daughter, Brandy Day, for prom queen. »4/20/12 2:40pm4/20/12 2:40pm