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    PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?

    PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo Wagon?

    PCH, Divina Commedia Edition: Toyota-Powered Fiat 1100 or Lancia Beta Berlina?

    Project Car Hell, Fun With Fastback Fiats Edition: Dino or 128 SL Coupe?

    Project Car Hell, Triumph Of The Rust Edition: 1964 Herald or 1968 TR6?

    Project Car Hell, Affordable 60s Alfa Romeo Edition: 2000 Spider or 1750 Berlina?

    Project Car Hell, Fun With Engine Swaps Edition: Hero Of Billetproof!

    Project Car Hell, Lotus On A Budget Edition: Elite or Europa?

    PCH, Southern Grab Bag Edition: Fiat-Lancia-Fiat Combo or L'Automobile Ventura Plus VW Fastback?

    Project Car Hell, Bruiser Benz Edition: 600 SWB or 450SEL 6.9?

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    11/16/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    The Alfa, once you've dropped $60-70k on it, could be worth up to $20 grand and will be the object of someone's desire. The Lancia, while not as bad as some would lead you to believe, will NEVER be worth $20k no matter how much you spend on it and no one but a hardcore Lancisti will want it. Therefore, Lancia. #beta
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    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    I've owned several examples of both these vehicles. The Beta is pure over-packed Italian front-wheel-drive engine bay hell. The GTV is a walk in the park, expecially after you convert to carbs. #beta
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    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    I refuse to choose - both reside on my favorite ring of Hell. #beta
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    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    Both would be great projects. But the Lancia would be the harder project, and fewer people care about Lancias. The Lancia's body isn't near as sexy as the Alfa's, either. So it's an easy call.

    But they are both big bumpered, emissions strangled Italian iron and aluminum, so everyone's a winner here. #beta
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    Image of Muscles Marinara Muscles Marinara
    11/15/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Actually, I don't really think the 2000 GTV was that emissions-strangled. For the 71 model year they actually increased the HP total up to 130, which is not bad considering the car still weighs about 300lbs less than a Honda Civic. And the Lancia's FWD. Ugh. #beta
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    11/16/09

    @Muscles Marinara: I agree. I'd argue that aside from the inclusion of the Spica FI vs. Dual Webers there is no emissions. The 75 or 76 on Spiders have power strangling emissions. and depending upon which alfisti you speak to, the stock Spica in top tune is a better driver than an equal Carb'd car. I loved my dual webers on my 72' but my 73' reliability and ease of starting sold me on the Spica. #beta
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    If only the Lancia was a Scorpion, it might have a PCH chance in, uh, PCH against the oil-less, unknown titled, passenger windowless, 20-year-dusted, rusted-in-all-the-Alfa-places GTV.... #beta
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    I'm having trouble voting because I'm intrigued by the Cutlass with the potato for a gas cap.
    Also, I know nothing about Italian cars, except that they are pretty and diabolically unreliable, and hence expensive. I'll go with the Alfa, though, because it looks more like its heritage and less, as with the Lancia, like an old Sentra or Stanza. Or Cressida. You know what I mean.

    Because PCH is all about the suffering, and why suffer for what looks like an econobox?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/15/09

    @Novaload: Growing up in Seattle, before it was cool, we used to tell outsiders that the weather was awful, the economy poor, the area was the last bastion of west coast rednecks and the traffic terrible. All in the hope that nobody would come.

    This is the same logic that drives those in the know to tell the world how bad these affordable Italians are - so that they will remain affordable. The truth is, they are remarkably easy to wrench on (by modern standards) and incredibly rewarding to drive. #beta
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    11/15/09

    @Alfisted: Well, now you've ruined it, though, haven't you? #beta
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    11/15/09

    @Alfisted: Dude, don't tell them! I still haven't scraped together the money for a 1750 Berlina! #beta
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    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    I'll go for the Lancia, because I'm absolutely shocked that any still exist. #beta
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    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?

    I know enough people to help me with the Alfa ... gotta go there... #beta
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    Having ridden in Jay Lamm's GTV, I can say they're great cars... that is, after you write a 5-figure check to have Conrad Stevenson go through them. #beta
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    Forget the Lancia. It might be attractive but it's a malaise US special with a pathetic 82 horsepower out of the 1800 engine. Also, this car probably has the Soviet-sourced steel that Fiat received in payment for setting up the VAZ/Lada factory. It's a wonder that this car isn't a pile of reddish flakes. Maybe the paint is holding it together. Give it time.

    The Alfa looks to be a private import. I don't think that Alfa was still selling the GTV in the US in 1974 (I couold be wrong, though). The front bumper looks like a Euro model. At any rate, it has the classic Giugiaro styling and these coupes have become genuinely collectible. Which makes it the bigger tease. You'll be forever chasing the ephemeral dream of creating a desirable driver that will be worth some coin. That makes it more hellish.

    Glad to see PCH is back - I hope it becomes a regular feature again. #beta
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    11/15/09

    @tonyola: You've brought up something interesting-- I know that Alfa was still bringing GTVs stateside in '74, because a friend of mine bought one new, but I don't know how they escaped the big, fat impact bumpers that the DOT was mandating on other cars. #beta
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    11/15/09

    In reply to PCH, Italian Coupe For About A Grand Edition: Lancia Beta or Alfa Romeo GTV?
    This was easy for me. You see, I've always loved Alfa GTVs. It's one of those "just right" cars that strikes a good balance in many ways: Small enough to be tossable, big enough to be comfortable; raw enough for track work, refined enough for long highway journeys; far more sophisticated than the average British sports car, yet still something a competent amateur mechanic can easily tackle. And they look fantastic.
    I picked the Lancia. You know why? Because everyone else has a goddamn Alfa. Where I live, you can't shout "Spica injection is unreliable and produces less power than properly set-up Weber sidedrafts" without a crowd of Alfa fanatics coming out of the woodwork to explain how wonderful and easy-to-tune Spica systems are, and how it was only restrictive emissions requirements that made later Spica-equipped cars difficult to deal with. Likewise, you can't say the phrase "crappy high-carbon Soviet steel" without them explaining that Italian cars really don't rust that badly, as long as you don't get them wet.
    I'm not a big fan of the Lancia. It's got a nice, snorty twin-cam motor, but you can get the same motor in a Fiat 124 Spider, and it will be placed in a better-looking body and driving the proper wheels. If you get the Alfa, you'll have the support of a group of friendly, knowledgeable, supportive Alfa enthusiasts, and when you're done with your project you'll get to drive around in an absolutely fantastic little car.

    Where's the hell in that? #beta
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    11/15/09

    @Armand: Couldn't have said it better. Getting the Alfa back on the road would be a cakewalk by comparison.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/15/09

    @Armand: Beautiful. Apparently you've spent some time on the Alfa BB. #beta
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    11/15/09

    @Alfisted: No, but yesterday I went on a road rally with this guy: [jalopnik.com]
    and this guy: [jalopnik.com] #beta
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    10/19/09

    In reply to PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo Wagon?
    If this were NPOCP, I'd take the Volvo, but a Cadillac from the 60's, in pink, wow, that would get you mad respect when you visit hell with it. #24hoursoflemonsohio
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    Image of Dan820 Dan820
    10/18/09

    In reply to PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo Wagon?
    To aid in this decision i will consult the infallible guide of celebrity ride. Volvo wagons were often loved and modified by the late great (and recently jalop-referenced) Paul Newman. Caddies were the adored ride of choice for the king himself, Elvis Presley.

    I have no desire to sing rock and roll, be know chronoligocally as the "fat" version of me or the "skinny" one, and am not fond of rhinestones.

    However, i would LOVE to become a race car driver simply out of will and enjoyment, own my own team and endorse and monopolize the tasty salad dressing market as we know it.

    So I'm gonna have to vote Volvo. #24hoursoflemonsohio
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    10/18/09

    In reply to PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo Wagon?
    Let me make your choice even more difficult. That Volvo was at the New England race. The guys on the team needed to install an already assembled roll cage, so they accomplished the task of installing said roll cage by slicing off the top of the wagon, and then after the cage was in, re-attached the sheet metal of the roof.

    It was the craziest Volvo I have ever seen, and it was fast as well. #24hoursoflemonsohio
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    10/19/09

    @UDMan: Nobody seems to believe that 4-cylinder Volvo 240s can be fast around a race track, but they actually do pretty well. #24hoursoflemonsohio
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    10/18/09

    In reply to PCH, LeMons Cars For The Street Edition: Cadillac Fleetwood or Volvo Wagon?
    My heart says Volvo, but my head says...Volvo. #24hoursoflemonsohio
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