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    Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

    24 Hours Of LeMons Veteran Awaits Crusher In Long Beach Junkyard

    No, Really. We Do. Not. Know. Jay. Leno.

    Heheheheheh...Probe. Hecklerspray on Ford's Sportycar
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/01/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What about the Mazda Cosmo Big Run Genteel? #carnames
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    If you change "Ford" to "Anal", you get a whole slew of suggestive names.

    Anal Probe (obviously)
    Anal Explorer
    Anal Escape
    Anal Excursion
    Anal Flex
    Anal Ranger
    Anal 500 (Indy-themed gay porn)
    Anal Contour
    Anal Edge
    Anal Pinto (consider: "pinto" means "penis" in Portuguese)
    Anal Fiesta
    Anal Transit (it's like a guided tour)
    Anal Laser (used by Australian proctologists)

    and finally, another from Australia: the Anal Territory. I wonder if they named it that because it's the land down under. #carnames
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    Image of turbodan turbodan
    10/29/09

    @pinkshinyalan: This game works surprisingly well with the vast majority of car names. Our Lemons team played it on the drive from WA state to Reno and back.

    Some of the highlights:
    Anal Spitfire
    Anal Tempest
    Anal Storm

    All of which you should probably have checked out by your doctor... #carnames
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/30/09

    @turbodan: The Ram, again, is obvious. So are the Charger/Challenger, the Wrangler...

    Possibly less obvious:

    Anal Ambassador
    Anal Breeze
    Anal Cowboy (if we're counting prototypes)
    Anal Patriot
    Anal Spirit
    Anal Le Baron (say it out loud)
    Anal LeSabre (again, it doesn't work as written)
    Anal Maverick
    Anal (Trail)Blazer
    Anal Focus (how did pinkshinyalan not think of it?)
    Anal Cavalier
    Anal Starlet
    Anal Odyssey
    Anal (F-85) Jetfire
    Anal Cougar
    Anal Marauder
    Anal Dictator
    Anal Monarch
    Anal Beetle (I think this is redundant)
    Anal Cutlass (Cruiser optional)
    Anal Vista Cruiser, too.
    Anal Aurora
    Anal Winstorm
    Anal Fiero
    Anal Celebrity
    Anal Sprint
    Anal LUV
    Anal Centurion
    Anal Diplomat
    Anal Fury
    Anal Wildcat
    Anal Viper (and related Anal Cobra)
    Anal Dart
    Anal Roadmaster
    Anal Conquest

    Hell, let's include the Anal Eagle, Anal Falcon, and Anal Thunderbird, too.

    (Semi-related: Bonus points go to the Mercury Mystique's badging, which can be rearranged into "ye squirMy rectuM". Yep.) #carnames
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    Image of -=[ArcSine]=- -=[ArcSine]=-
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What, no Vibe? #carnames
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

    Thrust SSC land speed record car. #carnames
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    Image of JackJFlash JackJFlash
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    No Honda Prelude, what the hell? #carnames
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    10/29/09

    @JackJFlash: Prelude is a musical term. #carnames
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    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    10/29/09

    @High Speed Indeed: Prelude is how you say foreplay in German...if you're hip. #carnames
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @MechaMunch: Oh nice! A hip German, I ain't. #carnames
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    Image of joelja joelja
    10/30/09

    @MechaMunch:
    Latin praeldium, from Latin praeldere, to play beforehand... The germans are just the barbarians (tedesco) on the norther frontier... #carnames
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    11/03/09

    @joelja: Yeah, and they like to get their playing in beforehand! #carnames
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    Image of brc is never late, because of his v8 brc is never late, because of his v8
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    True story : years ago my roommate and I would often rent a car to go on weekend road trips somewhere. Hertz was doing a special at the time on Ford Escorts. So he got on the his work phone and rang up :"Hi, I'd like to get an Escort for the weekend".

    Took him a while to figure out why he got all the strange looks from his coworkers. #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment brc is never late, because of his v8 was starred brc is never late, because of his v8 was unstarred
    Image of Bri Bri
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Who doesn't want to Boink a Celebrity? #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment Bri was starred Bri was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/30/09

    @purebusiness: Or a Starlet. #carnames
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    Image of Bri Bri
    10/30/09

    @MushyHeirloom: Yea,i thought that guy down stream with "The Miley" ,was great, it had me in histarics.
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    Image of Skink Skink
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Tercel Joinus Extra #carnames
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @Skink: OK, stop before you hurt yourself. #carnames
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Given that I just had a u-joint go south at 90 mph on the way home, I would suggest that Alfa Romeo Spider is the automotive equivalent of "erectile dysfunction". #carnames
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    If you're doing it right, there's the Yes! Roadster.

    There's also the Buick Electra - I just wish there had been an Oldsmobile Oedipus on the B or H body. #carnames
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    Image of Scoutch Scoutch
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

    Superleggera!

    Superleggera Superleggera Superleggera!

    (I'm a bit of a Leg Man) #carnames
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    10/28/09


    @Scoutch: Also, "Gran Turismo Homologado" always sounded like a bit of a walk on the wild side.

    (How many of these little purple princes would they have sold if they'd spelled out the whole name?) #carnames
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    Alfisted promoted this comment Scoutch was starred Scoutch was unstarred
    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/28/09

    @Scoutch: We just call it a goat, which is no less suggestive to a certain class of people. #carnames
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    10/28/09

    @Alfisted: No, you don't understand, officer. See, I was HELPING the goat, OVER the fence when my belt buckle got caught... and... #carnames
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Vehicle: Daihatsu Naked
    What it suggests: Sex, duh!
    Use it in a sentece: Get naked! #carnames
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    Image of AndyS AndyS
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    The word "titi" in Tagalog (the language of the Philippines) actually means "penis". Thus, I was thinking of buying an Audi TT and placing the vanity plate "BIG TT"! #carnames
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    Image of LaughingAtFate LaughingAtFate
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

    I seem to remember a missprint in a magazine article that suggested that "monaro" basicly meant "breast" Or maybe it was beast? I can't remember now exactly which..

    Then there's the Daihatsu Naked and the Scat, Some things are just TOO kinky to contain within one nameplate, supposedl #carnames
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    LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! promoted this comment LaughingAtFate was starred LaughingAtFate was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/28/09

    @LaughingAtFate: Monaro was named after a district in Australia. Pronounced Mon-a-roo. #carnames
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    Image of Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans Iron coffin doesn't swerve for pelicans
    10/29/09

    @LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!: Actually mate, it's pronounced mon-ah-row. If you called it that down under you'd be laughed at. #carnames
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    Image of LaughingAtFate LaughingAtFate
    10/29/09

    @LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!: yeah, I know that it was named after the district of Monaro/Cooma, Doesn't mean that the name still doesn't (supposedly) fit #carnames
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/29/09

    @Iron coffin: I'm talking about the area not the car. The area is pronounced Mon-a-roo.

    That crappy tin box that was outclassed by Falcons, Chargers and Toranas back in the day is obviously pronounced Mon-ah-row. #carnames
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    Image of HXGTS HXGTS
    10/29/09

    Of course GM backed the Torana, same drivetrain half the body,but you gotta love the fact you can stuff a big block straight into a HQ-Z monaro, so a little respect please @LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!: #carnames
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    LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! promoted this comment HXGTS was starred HXGTS was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/30/09


    @HXGTS: Nothing wrong with a big block Q to Z (or a BB EH a personal fav), but an lithe A9X would still outclass it I reckon.

    Maybe we can come to a compromise with Howard Bell's 8 litre Torana (SLR8000) #carnames
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    11/05/09

    @LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!: My Brother ran a ported & polished roller rockered 5L A9X (Yes Genuine) for years, never had first since it would destroy the M21 5min after installing, that was the scariest car I ever drove, Bell's would be an insane handfull. Fun and scary in one package. Another class to the monaro for sure. #carnames
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    11/05/09

    @HXGTS: Your brother's Torrie would be worth, ah I think the correct term is a SHITLOAD of money.

    IMHO the A9X has to be one of the greatest all Aussie race cars ever. Not to mention the best Torana. I never got into the LC-LJ Vauxhall based Torries, -too pommy. #carnames
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    Image of HXGTS HXGTS
    11/06/09

    @LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!: Yeah he sold it right before the price went nuts, he heard the guy he sold it to made 5X what he sold it for. He had it since it was a few years old, black 4dr with hotwires, on the LC-LJ's, I never loved them either until I had spin in a LC GTR up the Dandenongs, they are super nimble and with a 202 and a set of triples they are quick too. #carnames
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Toyota Prius.

    It conjures up images of Prius drivers and self abuse. #carnames
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