BMW's Extra-Long "Enter All The Sportscars" Press Release, tl;dr'd

BMW, like any company worth its salt who wants to stay in good graces with enthusiasts despite making bigger, heavier and more complicated cars, does a lot of racing. Recently, they sent out a wall of text outlining their extensive motorsport plans for next year. Here is the tl;dr version for your convenience. » 12/07/14 10:02am 12/07/14 10:02am

A Completely Real Mercedes-Benz Press Release About Cats

Press releases are generally terrible. This one, really, truthfully, seriously issued by Mercedes-Benz, is great. You could even say it's got catitude. And that's really all you can say about it. » 4/16/14 9:50am 4/16/14 9:50am

U-Hauls At I-80 Self Storage In Lincoln: Everything You Need To Know

Hark! The day has arrived! It has finally dawned upon us! The day you've been waiting for, for at least the past year, maybe more (?). U-Haul trucks are available at the I-80 Self Storage in Lincoln, Nebraska, once and for all. » 4/01/14 4:20pm 4/01/14 4:20pm

Watch Mercedes-Benz Destroy An Illegal 300SL Replica

As an ominous warning to counterfeit 300SL builders the world over, Mercedes-Benz released pictures and a press release this past week showing the company dismantling and destroying a 300SL replica that was seized by customs officials. » 3/24/12 2:00pm 3/24/12 2:00pm

Ford Looks To The Amerigasmic Power Of Toby Keith To Save The F-150

We've already noted the propensity of Ford PR to drop happy releases right after their sad releases, as if somehow the good news will cover for the bad news. Today we got news that Ford is stalling F-150 production and then, minutes later, Ford released this note about Toby Keith's big, bad jingoistic tour: » 6/20/08 12:01pm 6/20/08 12:01pm

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Annoying Press Release of the Day: Former Car Saleswoman Doesn't…

We swear, this is straight out of The Onion. It also prompted a less-than-complimentary epithet from our own Robert Farago. Apparently, Dr. Robin Segal, a former car saleswoman, will now begin writing a column for allegedly popular website bellaonline, which purports to be "The Voice of Women." The topic?… » 11/15/05 2:58pm 11/15/05 2:58pm