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    Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    "Hey, have you prepared your Flupocalypse plan?"


    "Uhhh, whaaaat?"


    "Hey, listen, if you wanna live to see the light of day again, you gotta be ready when s*** comes knocking at the door. In this case, pig s***."


    "Oookaaay... Thanks for the concern, but no thanks. Hey, just outta interest, what are your plans?"


    "Oh, I shouldn't tell everything but basically one involves having a shotgun and blowing your flu-infected head off, and the other is visiting you and hugging you when I get infected. Yeah."

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    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    I'm getting this for my new daily driver:
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    Here's my answer to potential diasters.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    "If you have a specific plan in place beforehand you'll save time and therefore, potentially lives." I like to lives too.
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    04/27/09

    @.357: I assume you mean you like to save lives?
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    04/27/09

    @philipmein: It was a grammatical error in the article.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    11) Keep at least one gun and plenty of ammo handy in case the virus mutates into one that causes zombification.


    12) If the scenario presented in step 11 comes to pass, consider familiarizing yourself with the procedures required to successfully steal a Unimog.

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    Image of Matt Ehrlich Matt Ehrlich
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    You don't need masks or HEPA filters. Orthomyxoviruses (like influenza) are transmitted almost entirely by contact routes (handshaking, on surfaces). HANDWASHING should be on that list before anything else. It sounds contrived, but its the best way to control flu. btw, there are resistant strains of flu to oseltamivir, like last season's H1N1.
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    04/27/09

    @Matt Ehrlich: Handwashing is included in the disinfectant section.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    Thanks for these tips. I will now be taking the rest of the afternoon to write and emergency response plan. Tomorrow, I will go to the bus station and hold a meeting of several hundred travelers in a crowed, hot, unventilated room to discuss this action plan and how we can all work together.


    Sorry. Did I just sneeze on you?


    BTW, nice improved crush zone on that minibus.

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    04/27/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Well, I hope for you it's not planned in Acapulco: [www.cnn.com]
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/27/09

    @FLB: Well this keeps getting better and better.
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    04/27/09

    @FLB: I guess Nibbles has the sniffles.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    So...what you're saying is I probably shouldn't travel by plane through Mexico City with a 5 hour layover, then head down to a resort town full of bars and nightclubs and attend a wedding where half of the guests are from Mexico City?


    ...not that I'm planning on doing that 2 weeks from now or anything. Purely hypothetical.

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    04/27/09

    @Mad_Science: It was nice knowin' ya. Where should I send flowers?
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    04/27/09

    @Mad_Science: Don't worry. Everyone will be dead by then anyway.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/27/09

    @Mad_Science: Probably also a good idea to stay away from U-Pull junkyards full of recent immigrants, and questionable public hygiene facilities. . .


    Uh oh.

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    04/27/09

    @Mad_Science: Just don't come to Canada after words, and it's all good.
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    04/27/09

    @Graverobber: Yeah, I just keep rolling those dice, huh?
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    04/27/09

    @Mad_Science: Just eat tons of Garlic.
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    Bring it on you swine-flu infested zombies. A lift kit for offroading and a battering ram later will find me rampaging through fields mowing you suckers down:
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/27/09

    @Sloop_John_F*cking_B_Jalopnik_Gold_Edition: Make sure you weld some 2" square tubing around the fuel tanks to protect them. I would recommend you do that with the fuel tanks empty.


    Oh, and set up the engine so it can run on jet fuel, as well. Then you know where to go to stock up on fuel.

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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    A quarter of a tank of gas won't even get me out of town.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    Don't forget to keep the A/C on recirc. It won't save you from the flu, but it'll make sure your farts are good for several minutes each.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/27/09

    @Ash78: But chilling them removes so much of the potency.
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    Image of TheresAPartyInMyPants TheresAPartyInMyPants
    04/27/09

    The gene pool could stand a little thinning out.@Ash78: And if you have eggs, bear, and tacos beforehand, it should kill any rogue flu germs left in your car.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/27/09

    @TheresAPartyInMyPants: If you have a bear in your car, it'll kill a lot more than flu germs.
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    Image of flyingstitch flyingstitch
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    "By using your car instead of busses..."


    Yep, big sloppy kisses are definitely out.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/27/09

    @flyingstitch: (Don't) kiss me on the bus!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/27/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: Nice reference. How'd you know I'm a Placemats fan?
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    Viruses are spread by direct human-to-human contact You don't need a swinemobile for that, you need:
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    04/27/09

    @.357: The Swinemobile and The Crabwagon? It's anti-Semitic terrorism!
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    04/27/09

    @.357: Damn looks like Im gonna need a big crowbar to take that headcrab out.
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    04/27/09

    @doctor 1 penny: You are so heartclicked.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    Being in Canada, I should be safe from the Swine Flu. But now I have to get a coffee maker that runs off my power outlet, lest I get Hepatits A from my double double.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    04/27/09

    @Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: There are confirmed cases in BC and Nova Scotia, buddy.
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    04/27/09

    @Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: Even us, with our great beer and peaceful ways aren't safe from the Swine Flu.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    04/27/09

    @Maxichamp: Damn, should I eat more bacon then, in hopes that it'll drive up my immunity to anything porcine-derived?


    @CaveTroll: Good call, we've been using one for years.

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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    04/27/09

    @Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: DUDE! i know where that Timmies is!! its right across the road from my brothers house!!


    luckly i haven't been to that particular one in a while :)

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    04/27/09

    @B1663R: My grandmother lives pretty close too, lucky for me, I work in the other end of Newmarket, so I haven't been to that location in some time.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Ten Ways To Prepare Your Car For The Swine Flupocalypse
    "Flupocalypse?" What fresh hell is this?
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    04/27/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Go read the news.
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