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    The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.

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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    09/11/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.

    In other news, Chevy is bringing back the Big Block:
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    Image of M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    Its official. Ford artwork is produced after a night of toking up and listening to Judas Priest
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    acarr260 promoted this comment M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love was starred M4XVLTG3 makes rotary love was unstarred
    Image of new22003 new22003
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    For those about to torque! we salute you.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/10/09

    @new22003: Ford really should troll Jalopnik for new marketing slogans.
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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    The stinger is flesh colored... it looks like a dick.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/10/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: Wow, thanks for pointing that out. I'll never look at that logo the same way again...
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    09/10/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: They're gonna drive it up Toyota's ass.
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.

    I can't wait to see the mascot for the Mustang's Coyote V-8.

    May I suggest something inspired by this?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    1) Offer this engine in the Econoline
    2) Paint this as a mural on the side
    3) Profit!!!
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    Kitchy. I like. If only Scorpion's music is as good as Scorpion's music.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    I'm sensing a Wind of Change in the US auto industry. Can You Feel It?

    GM used to be Top of the Bill, but all they can do now is Remember the Good Times. They keep saying We Will Rise Again, but like the smoke from a Sky Writer, they are fading.

    Most of America is telling Chrysler I'm Leaving You. Their quality is Borderline, and the Crossfire was a flop.

    Some of this might be Media Overkill, but it's happening.

    Now a New Generation is asking Ford, "Are You The One?" Ford is responding by letting us all know they will Rock You Like a Hurricane. They are promising to bring cars from Europe over, and we Can't Get Enough.

    Ford, there's No One Like You. Now, let's go for a Drive.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    09/10/09

    @engineerd: I can't imagine how much 80s glam metal you had to suffer through to write that post. Thanks for taking one for the team.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/10/09

    @engineerd: I think I owe you a drink.

    /officially stopped putting off getting his license today, passed with no trouble, blasted "The Same Thrill" on the way out
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    09/10/09

    @FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway: Congratulations!
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    09/10/09

    @engineerd: My mullet hurts
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah was starred TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/10/09

    @TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: Mine too. Neerd, if you ever do that again, we're holding you down, piercing your moobs, and shaving your head into a mohawk.
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    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    HERE I AM!

    I'LL PULL YOU THROUGH A HURRICANE!

    HERE I AM!

    I HAVE A TURBO POWERTRAIN!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/10/09

    @Maxx Craves: : Great. Now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day. Thanks a lot.
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    Image of Maxx Craves: Maxx Craves:
    09/10/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return:
    With a truck like you!
    I can't imagine the things we'd do!

    I can't wait to go offroad with you.
    I can't wait to go hauling with you.
    With a truck like you - I just wanna go drive you.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/10/09

    @Maxx Craves: : I'm not a truck...

    ...and don't touch me, you're scaring me.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    I actually like it when they do stuff like this. It gives the item in question a soul. It gives it a personality. It shows that Ford cares about this engine as something familiar instead of just another thing they have to ship en masse. This is the kind of thing that separates the American and Italian cars from the Japanese cars.

    I like it!
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    09/10/09


    @Pessimipposaurus: But the "personality" is this!
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    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    are those muffler bearings on its tail?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    If you C/K, you might consider a Ford instead.

    too obscure? sorry.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    09/10/09

    @Alfisted: Do explain, I like nothing better than obscure; like most Jalops I suppose.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/10/09

    @Alfisted: Or, as Aerosmith attempted the pun, "If you see Kay, tell her I love her."
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    Many of you may not like this animal, but face it: if FPV did this stunt down under...you'd all be squirming with jealousy.
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment Dhillaz 2.0 was starred Dhillaz 2.0 was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    09/10/09

    @Dhillaz 2.0: Hangon, wait, are you saying it RUNS? That changes everything.

    No? It doesn't? Still tacky then.

    I love the idea, I love the concept. The execution is tacky as all hell though. Could have been done thousands of times better. In fact, for a few thousand bucks, they probably could have hired some bored welder/artist to actually MAKE this thing, and make it a whole lot cooler.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    09/10/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Fair point.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.
    What the hell year is this? (listens for opening strains of any Def Leppard song) I mean, dang.

    But what the hell. Ford's taking the fight for dominance of the American auto market out of the corners. Toyota's still got the higher ground, but the US has long loved an underdog - especially when it's one of our own.

    Bully, Ford! Weird mascot art and all, bully!
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    Image of duurtlang duurtlang
    09/10/09

    In reply to The Official Ford Scorpion Diesel Engine Mascot. No, We're Not Kidding.

    Nice. But I prefer another retro Scorpion.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/10/09

    @duurtlang: GET OVER HERE!
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