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    Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Why isn't this on Fleshbot for dragons?
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    Image of underachieva underachieva
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Ha ha ha. God bless America.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/12/08

    @underachieva: This is for sale in the UK. God save the Queen!
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Looks like a butt plug.


    Center electrode, probably also prevents the meethane and other combustible gases from escaping, building up pressure in the combustion chamber --> higher compression.


    Instant Hemi!


    (MPS is the acronym for the previously marketed "My Posterior Stopper")

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    Image of Paul Y. don't drive too fast. Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    The late Arthur C. Clarke once said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.


    Clearly, that statement needs a corollary covering ludicrous advertising claims masquerading as sufficiently advanced technology.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    What a con. We oughta lock 'em up in Azkaban.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Belkin clearly missed an opportunity here.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Hopefully this thing emits enough radiation to kill all your sperm/eggs, thus removing anyone dumb enough to buy something like this from society's pool of reproducers
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/12/08

    @Cognitive_Friction: I rather like it when you put it in such Darwinian terms. I think I may buy some for xmas gifts now.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    This added with my Tornado Fuel saver and Fuel Atomizer 2000 would boost my gas to a million!


    Booyakashaw!

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    Image of optional flavor optional flavor
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Finally... a product that improves my fuel economy using magic. About frickin' time. Cleaning the body of my car electrically is just icing on the cake.


    I'm not sure what would amuse me more... opening one of those up and laughing about what's actually inside, or pointing and laughing at the people who buy them thinking it's going to work.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/12/08

    @optional flavor: You can't take it apart. It's equipped with the latest in anti-reverse-engineering technology. When exposed to air all of the real components magically turn into $.07 resistors from Radio Shack.
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    Image of pres pres
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    Is this device available in a simulated wood grain finish? I'd like to boost the malaise of my automobile while increasing fuel economy. In a pinch, I'd take a rich Corinthian leather finish with simulated tuck and roll texture.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    It improves your car's power to weight ratio by emptying your wallet.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/12/08

    @LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: I've got a girlfriend that does that already.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    11/12/08

    @layabout: you mean she weights less than your wallet?
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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    It improves your cars intelligence by transmitting homoeopathic quantities of fish oil.


    The MPS team have fearlessly peer reviewed their own research into this. FACT.

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    I'm usually leery of products that have "magic" in their name.


    "contribute to the environment unconsciously"


    As this is my usual state of mind, and I would like to do my part, it seems like a sound investment.


    It's far too expensive for an item that does nothing, so it must be legit....right?

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    ...and when you stick it up your ass, you loose weight.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/12/08

    @sos10: Haha,that has to be a COTD nomination.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/12/08

    @sos10: Actually, I think this is how that really works. You stick it in your ass and it give you +75% to "anal retention", which causes you to spend less money or drive anywhere.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/12/08

    In reply to Contribute To The Environment Unconsciously With The Magic Power System!
    This wonder product doubles as a great ED treatment alternative...
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/12/08

    @franzouse: yes the frenchman attempted an erectile dysfunction joke, part of my contract folks.
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    11/12/08

    @franzouse: I wasn't aware that y'all were known for ED. My condolensces.
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