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    We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    What is so funny here are the tough guy expressions on baby faces. If one very large dude strolled up they would run as fast as their tiny skank asses could move them.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    THEN WHO WAS CAR?!?!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/05/09

    @Pete Gaines: My car is ded.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    I think that is the Dirty Hobo Guy's car.


    Bonus points for the Eclipse with training wheels, too.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @FuzzyPlushroom: I think that's a Mercedes.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/05/09

    @Mike the Dog: I think that's a hideous jacket.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    I liked to think highly of myself - I'm a moderately intelligent being who doesn't think he's more badass than he really is. Apparantly I had a moment of weakness once.



    I'm the tool on the right - please note the missing hubcap and excessive rust.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    01/05/09

    @Maymar wishes his car had beach assault capability: I'm more impressed with Crocodile Dundee there. The hat and knife are quite the ensemble.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    01/05/09

    @mytdawg: He actually lived in Australia for a while, so it seemed justified.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    Well we don't have a proper whip but we got the attitude...


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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    01/05/09

    @mytdawg: Far out!
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    01/05/09

    @Tomsk can park himself, thank you: Obviously we weren't the cool kids in school...
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    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    awww... if i were at home i would so post the pick of me in a total mr. rogers' outfit posing with the t-bird (a.k.a.... the thundercock)
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    Image of mehugtree mehugtree
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    you HAVE to check out the Icy Hot Stuntazz home page. It is, indeed, tight.


    [www.geocities.com]

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    Image of mehugtree mehugtree
    01/05/09

    @mehugtree: Sorry. I must have missed the Icy Hot Stuntazz phenom the first time around, but did a little googling.


    the real (?) deal on them: [www.famouspictures.org]


    AND one of them (the ill-advisedly named Flame, the Camaro one) is now B-Shoc, and you can listen to his dope tracks here: [www.b-shoc.com]

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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    01/05/09

    @mehugtree: This made me lol
    "Freeze" and "Blade" are no longer pursuing music, instead both enrolled at Toccoa Junior College finishing Business Degrees and are now grown with real jobs.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/05/09

    @mehugtree: I hadda go to Gizoogle to translate that def page!
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    There is nothing wrong in this world that can't be fixed with the "Icy Hot Stuntazz" picture.


    That picture could have a cancer ward roaring with laughter.


    Too much.

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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    Now that I'm thinking about it, the closest to any of these sorts of pictures I have really come is at my sister's high school graduation party a few years ago, when my brother and I, and some of our friends, parked in our parents' front lawn, and got hammered (in the front lawn) by 3pm. My dad took pictures.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/05/09

    @combat chuck: "Wait... was THAT our turn? Check the map. Where the fuck are we?"
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    Sigh. These people give Volkswagen owners a bad name. Look at all the VWs!


    Every time I go to a VW meet, there is at least one guy like that. Never mind that there are 30 of us all dressed in jeans, a t-shirt and runners, there's going to be the one guy in full out gangsta-gear. "DUDE. You're in CAL. GAH. REEEE. Not fucking COMPTON. Knock it off."


    It's also usually the VW that pulls up with 100-spoke wire wheels and stretched tires.


    (Although I can't criticise too much right now, mine has chrome 5-spokes, and GOD they look awful... Worst. Purchase. EVAR.)

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    Image of Braff Braff
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    They should have used the real Enzo Dude photo, not the head of VWVortex copying the Enzo Dude photo...
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    Awesome.


    What about the Posing with your ride on a Youtube shout out?

    _page

    /slapping myself for giving a stupid hand gesture.

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    lilwillie was starred lilwillie was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @lilwillie: Your Edsel?
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    01/05/09

    @Mike the Dog:


    Technically. Dad and I built it, owned by our business. If we can keep a Edsel alive.....

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @lilwillie: You win. I'll just take my AMCs and go sit quietly in the corner now.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    01/05/09

    @Mike the Dog:


    I love those AMC's. My Dad had a few and we are looking for a 69 AMX for my brother right now.


    If the opportunity arises, throw some pics my way, any who likes AMC's appreciates automobile.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @lilwillie: The Rambler- [www.flickr.com]
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @lilwillie: The Eagle- [www.flickr.com]


    Not sure how I submitted the first one by hitting the "enter" key.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    01/05/09

    @lilwillie: One Edsel is still > two AMCs, though.
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    Image of HSimpson HSimpson
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    Using the "real men of genius" tag from those stupid Bud commercials is lamer than those photos
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    01/05/09

    @HSimpson: OMG NO U R TEH LAME! J/K!
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    Image of SuzanneD SuzanneD
    01/05/09

    In reply to We Salute You, Mr. Proverbial Gangsta Pose Picture Taker
    I'd love to offer up something pithy about what douchenozzles gangster posers are, but I'm too busy feverishly searching my hard drive for the picture of me doing the Captain Morgan pose on the bumper of one of the turbo bricks...
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    01/05/09

    @SuzanneD: And here us men folks were hopin for your glamazon next to your Amazon.
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    Image of SuzanneD SuzanneD
    01/05/09

    @SCROGGZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!!: Sorry, Volvo Club of America owns the exclusive publishing rights to that particular photo spread.


    Plus, Rock517 might be driven into a fit of jealous rage.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/05/09

    @SuzanneD: Pfft. If I haven't managed to drive him into a fit of jealous rage thus far, he's too even-keeled for the rest of us to get enjoyment out of that.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    01/06/09

    @SuzanneD: (fitfully scanning Volvo section of used car ads).....and how much is VCA membership?
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