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    Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    The article says the cop "might have" hit a patch of gravel.

    Yah.

    At least the Ferrari was weaving around cars; the cop was hitting them.

    Running out of your class: never a good idea.
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    Image of UnlimitedRevs UnlimitedRevs
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Go on and write me up for 125, post my face wanted dead-or-alive, take my license, all that jive...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @UnlimitedRevs: That song came on the radio at least half a dozen times when I was in driver's ed. Funny shit.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Suspect is hatless, repeat, suspect is hatless.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Time to stash that horse in the barn and drive your nice, blue New Beetle for a few months, until the heat dies down.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: My mother owns a Vortex Blue '01, 1.8t/stick.


    It could still get you arrested in a variety of entertaining ways, and that's before you even take your clothes off!

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/23/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: Why have you mentioned taking your clothes off in your mother's New Beetle?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @A kabutolling player: I haven't done so, don't worry. Just sayin' you don't need to.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Red Surge eludes Red Serge says Tom Red, Sarge.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    What kinda newfangled Outrun is that? I'm from this era:
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/23/09

    @theeastbaykid: You young punks have been spoiled by color video games! In my day, we played Night Driver... in the snow!
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    04/23/09

    @Murilee Martin: I still have that and INDY 500 on ColecoVision! Hooray for American made video game consoles!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/23/09

    @Murilee Martin: Atari FTW!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/23/09

    @Murilee Martin: I was playing Freeway!
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Apparently they don't have radios in Canada?
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    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    This type of stunt is on my bucket list, I'm just not old enough to not give a shit about going to jail yet.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/23/09

    @Sloop_John_F*cking_B_Jalopnik_Gold_Edition: I gotta write a bucket list. Thanx for reminding me.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/23/09

    @Sloop_John_F*cking_B_Jalopnik_Gold_Edition: I always wanted to be car-jacked by some crazed bank robbers and, with a gun pointed at my head, told to "outrun those f*ckin cops!"
    Certainly Mr. Robber, kindly hand me those driving gloves in the jockey box.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Doesn't a cop in Canada ride around on a moose?


    Who gave this guy a car?

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    04/23/09

    @Jo Schmo, the man formerly known as Ash76: I'm gonna barbeque yo ass in MOLASSES!
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/23/09

    @The Archduke of Gundo: There ain't no way you came from MY loins. First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mother in the mouth.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Heh heh heh. Glad to know we're not the only ones who have cops who can't drive for shit.


    I wish I could find the article where another NI cop rolled the cruiser into a pond. That was a classic.

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Bandit this is Snowman, we gat a Smokey coming up on you! Now get out of there Bandit!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Why don't we get a sweet carbon fibre stylesheet for "Jalopnik, presented by Carbon Motors" week?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Now, if it were a Marauder...
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    04/23/09

    @Syrax: ... he would look cooler and still lose?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/23/09

    @acarr260: Certainly.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    In reply to Ferrari Outruns Clumsy Canadian Police
    Here in Canada, this is what everyone does. Every week, when we are not playing hockey or drinking beer, we pull up to a stoplight. We make sure that there is a cop close by. We floor the accelerator and drive off. The cop usually gives chase. We slow down a little bit, letting him think that we are going to pull over, and then, we FLOOR IT. You get 0 points if he gets you. You get 5 points if you get away, and 25 points if he crashes. You get bonus points if the story is in the paper. This guy was obviously going for the high score.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]: 50 points if someone dies.
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    04/23/09

    @Syrax: 100 if you die.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    @Syrax: And -1,000,000 if you spill your beer.
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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]: O Canada, our sparsely populated land of many roads!
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    @Forgetful: The only problem for me? I live in Toronto, so sparsely populated roads are a bit rare. However, you get 5 points for every near miss.
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    Image of c0de c0de
    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]: how many points for pulling over, waiting for the cop to come to your window, as he is at your window give him the finger and FLOOR IT
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]: In California, they have to catch you in the car within 24 hours to make an arrest. Back when Alameda was Street Racing Hell, the usual M.O. was to use big-block power to get your (Chevelle/Satellite/Torino) a couple blocks ahead of John Law, then park the car, run through a few back yards, then come back 24 hours and 5 minutes later... at which time a smiling cop would issue 547 fix-it tickets and let you know you were On His List.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return: 5,000,001
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/23/09

    @Murilee Martin: That is an awesome law. So, if you start a huge car chase, proceed to sit next to your car for 24 hrs they can't arrest you?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]: -a trillion if it turns out you shat yourself at any point.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    04/23/09

    @.357 [Advertise Here For Only One Gold Star!]: I bet they've closed that loophole. Cars were mostly slower in the early 80s.
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