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Cover Your Eyes: The Porsche Panamera Mega Gallery
Detroit, 1:08 AM
Mon Dec 7
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Genius.
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Wait just a second.
11/27/08
Panamera: For discerning secret agents and their top-secret metal attaché cases, who know how to ride in style.
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At least they didn't try to make it look like a 911. Needs more 928-style popup headlights, though.
11/26/08
To the tune of "Guantanamera" - please excuse my assault upon the Spanish language.
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That said, the brown is kinda cool.
I'd write more, but as Dearthair would tell you, the Internet Is For Porn.
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+ Watch video
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[www3.interscience.wiley.com]
Take some of THAT metallic brown.
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about..
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...uncovered
...in the snow.
I want it, but you could probably hear it rusting at ten paces.
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WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!
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Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
And when I see how sad you are, it sort of makes me...
Happy!
(Happy?!)
Sorry, Nicky, human nature - nothing I can do!
It's... Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
(Well that's not very nice, Gary!)
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
(Yeah...)
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
(Sure!)
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, watching people out in the rain!
(You bet!)
That's... Schadenfreude!
People taking pleasure in your pain!
(Oh, Schadenfreude, huh? What's that, some kinda Nazi word?)
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
("Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!)
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
(Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!")
"No!!!" Schadenfreude! "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
(Ooh, how about... Straight-A students getting Bs?):
Exes getting STDs!
(Waking doormen from their naps!)
Watching tourists reading maps!
(Football players getting tackled!)
CEOs getting shackled!
Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.
(Sure! We provide a vital service to society!)
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
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Bravo!
"Happiness at the misfortune of others. ... That is German!"
That play has more evident truths than any other work in any other medium ever.
11/26/08
Ruv! (Love!)
And Hate! (And Hate!)
They rike two blothers! (Brothers!)
Who go on a date! (Who... wait, what?)
So much good shit in that one.
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And Jalopnik.
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Insert Melloncamp's "Aint that America" here.
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