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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    I fell in love with one of these once. It was a Blaffair to Rememblack.
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    sporty SUV = sporty sport utility vehicle. I guess one can buy it with money he got from the ATM machine...
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    @Dwegmull, preview free since March 2009.: Good catch. I love repitition, plus, I also love repeating myself.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    Automotive equivalent of this.


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    Image of War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    This has been bugging me for a while, so I might as well throw it out there: how do you wax a matte finish? Or don't you? It seems that matte paint would be just as prone to ol' uncle Sol's damaging rays, but how do you keep the wax from just clumping up and looking hazy?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/25/09

    @War2d2: Secure In His Own Manhood: I can't say for certain, as I don't have a matte-finish car, but I BELIEVE it's just like any other car. The finish (at least on the one or two I've seen) is not actually rough to the touch or anything, it's just not reflective. I could be totally wrong though... I didn't pay that much attention when I was looking.
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    Image of Maxx Cracker Maxx Cracker
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    I want one with a phallus on the roof. Any way Porsche can accommodate that?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    @Maxx Cracker: Probably not, but you can buy a BMW and have the phallus on the inside.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    Jefferson Twilight approves to kill it with decapitation.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    You know, I'm not a big fan of the Cayenne but this is tastefully done. Not only that, it's extremely functional. For one it's fast. And for the luggage, I think with my mad tetris skills I could get one dead hooker in each of those pieces of luggage.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/25/09

    @Jø Schmø, Pauljones evil and opposite twin:


    I've been saying that about the Cayenne turbo since it came out and no one has listened.


    Or at least one dead hooker, total, in all the pieces of luggage.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/25/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Even fat hookers want to be loved.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Mad tetris skills and a blender, there I fixed it.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/25/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I like the way you think. A box of Hefty garbage bags and I could easily double the amount of hookers I could fit in there. Honestly though I like my dead hookers to be in one piece so the blender will be reserved for emergencies and special occasions.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/25/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: It's faster if you use an industrial chipper-shredder.


    Uh... so I hear.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/25/09

    @Deartháir: Only if you are hooker-trolling in Fargo
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    Image of SuzanneD SuzanneD
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    Proof positive that everything looks better in the dark.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/25/09

    @SuzanneD: Squinting also helps a little.
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    Image of SuzanneD SuzanneD
    03/25/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: ...and if you approach it from behind, you can almost convince yourself it isn't even a Cayenne at all.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/25/09

    @SuzanneD: I was agreeing until this. I don't think anything could disguise that fat ass.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/25/09

    @SuzanneD: They don't make a paper bag big enough for this.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    What have car manufacturers turned into banks?


    Citi Bank: Open up a checking account and we'll give you a toaster.


    Porsche: Buy one of these Cayennes and we'll give you a watch........ok, we'll throw in matching luggage too. What you say you don't like the stripes, what stripes? (Looking back at Hans) Hans, you eedee-ot I told you nobody likes stripes-quick-take those off the car-Sir, I'm sorry about the stripes, and to make up for it, we are going to throw in.....a toaster.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    03/25/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I still prefer the "Open an account with us and get a gun" deals. Heck, I'd open 10.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/25/09

    In reply to Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
    It's nice that you tucked the press in a frame, much better this way.


    Is fitted luggage becoming a new meme?

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/25/09

    @Syrax: It's possible that I'll never read press releases from now on. I hate scroll boxes.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/25/09

    @Pessimippopotamus is at 0% productivity: It's better than scrolling the whole page . I think I'm talking for the majority of the commentariat when I say that we don't read the press.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/25/09

    @Syrax: No, I'll correct that. I read them when they're not enormous - most of them are - or when there's some tech or something new that they explain in the release. This is just some paint, a watch and some bags.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/25/09

    @Syrax: I think it would be even better if there were an option to expand the press release like we can expand the comments.
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