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    RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    I'm not thrilled by it. Dare I say, I prefer the look of the stock Cayenne. If a tuner wanted to up the cool factor, they should have increased its off-road prowess, and made it a proper Dakar rally-esque vehicle. More travel, meatier tires, covered by marginally more pronounced flares.


    As it is, it is a Porsche Cherokee SRT8, or going back further, a Porsche Typhoon. Sure, it's cool from a performance standpoint, but does little to justify an SUV body.


    For a street-going machine, they could have chopped it down a bit, and given it an almost wagon-like stance. The Cayenne, after all, has a better profile than the Panamera, and would have made a better "sedan".

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Funny choice of setting for something named after a city in Senegal, West Africa. You'd think they could fly it to somewhere in the Sahara and take pictures of it flouncing about in the sand dunes instead.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Mr. Ruf goes to hang out with Calogero from "Bronx Tale."


    C: Hey Ruf, why don't you make a good-looking Cayenne?


    Ruf: I can't make a good-looking Cayenne. That's too hard. No one can make a good-looking Cayenne.


    C: Sure you can, just put a screen in front of it's face, and I'll throw shit at it.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Is Ruf not participating in the "World's Longest Press Release by a Car Company" contest? This press release, for what looks like a really cool car is shorter than their press release for the eRuf.


    Of course, that one had to explain that Siemens is a company and Ruf owns hydroelectric power stations.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Wipe that silly grin off your face right now, Mr.!
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    The Cayenne is hideous (and shouldn't exist) no matter what sort of treatment it gets. This is basically setting the makeup gun to "whore," and aiming it at a pig.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    @TV's Paul Y.: Good one.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    I never had a problem with the Cayenne in the first place. I always looked at it as a kick-ass grocery getter for the wife (assuming my future wife can drive because my current girlfriend can't).
    This excites me, a ton.
    I just would never, ever, ever, ever, want to work on one.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/05/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates work: Reduces Jalop time: At least it's easier than working in the engine bay of a 911, and DEFINITELY easier than working on a Boxster or Cayman.


    BTW, I think everybody should very heavily weight their significant other's ability to drive when choosing a future spouse.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Honestly, what do you say about crap like this?


    "It looks better than the production Cayenne." -that may as well be a backhanded compliment.


    There's nowhere to go but up, Porsche designers were clearly aiming for the bottom with the Cayenne design.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    That is a dog. Ruf ruf!
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Still ugly, but they balance that with 600HP and 659 lb-ft.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/05/09

    @Syrax, star dealer: Yeah, I'd buy a car that looked like Carrot Top if it put down power like that.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Carrot Top, that's pushing it.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/05/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I wouldn't compromise that much.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Vague rally-sounding location plus the letter A. Now THAT'S badge engineering.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    03/05/09

    @theeastbaykid: That gives me an idea: tune up (and by "tune up" I mean add a hood scoop and paint stripes) a NASCAR-themed Charger and call it a Dayton. Sorta the opposite of what RUF is doing here.
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    03/05/09

    @combat chuck: It might look like this:
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    Definitely an improvement over Ugly Betty. But still ugly.Guess you can polish a turd only so much huh?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: Yeah after the polishing, you have to throw glitter on it.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/05/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:


    So that's how all that glitter got on Paris Hilton's face.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/05/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: That phrase gets used around here way too much. I propose a permanent ban on the phrase "polish a turd." Nowhere may the words "polish" and "turd" be used within no less than four (4) words of each other. All in agreement, say "aye"!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Yeah, I agree. That turd simply can never, ever be polished.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: How about "polished tird"?
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Can we add the lipstick on a pig saying to that ban? If so... aye!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Exactly.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Can we still roll them in glitter? Turds that is.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/05/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Of course. Turds may be rolled in glitter. And yes, the "pig on a lipstick" phrase is included.


    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I'm not exactly sure that that is. But no. Very no.

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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I guess you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear!
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/05/09

    @Landau_Calrissian is a Plastic Paddy: That one's ok. No pigs or turds though.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/05/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: There are some disturbing, hilarious, and downright strange conversations on the Jalop today. Is it Friday?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    RUF Dakara: The Porsche Cayenne That Still Looks Like Ass


    Fixed that for ya.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    I don't actually hate it. Huh.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/05/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: That's odd - that was also my first reaction, quite possibly verbatim.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/05/09

    @Tanshanomi: That's why we're friends.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    03/05/09

    In reply to RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
    photoshop, no oil leaks in the snow.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/05/09

    @lilwillie: Photoshop. No douche footprints walking away.
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