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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Dude, that's starting to look like the Audi lineup :) No way Porsche will make that many variants.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Great effort! But I doubt the lineup will resemble that, unless you really, really know something Jalopnik doesn't.

    In my head, the lineup wouldn't have more than 2 variants of the Boxster and Cayman each (allow for special editions, of course), 911 lineup is the same as ever, Cayenne will stick around and the lineup makes a great deal of sense,

    BUT THAT MANY PANAMERAS? I highly doubt there will be a two-door one, or a cabriolet as an extension of that. I think it's going to be Panamera, 4, S, 4S, Turbo, Hybrid, and Diesel.

    My logic is that Porsche is owned by VW now (IIRC) so won't be filling every niche they can. Said niches are also way to small to fill profitably, and there's too much overlap with 911 etc.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    12/04/09

    @Mobius: I cant really comment of the entire list, it's just too much speculation, but I know that Porsche and VW want to increase the number of variants on the Panamera platform, since it by its self is a money-losing proposition.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    12/04/09

    @Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: Hmmm... (strokes imaginary beard) In that case, I hope VW take the platform and put a prettier, less Porsche body on top. The ugliness is too much.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    When I was twelve, I spent all my time mentally building custom cars out of the stuff listed in the J.C. Whitney catalog. Unfortunately, we didn't have Photoshop back then, so all that data disappeared when I discovered girls and lost my mind.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    This is awesome. This is exactly what 12-yr-olds should be doing.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/04/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Seconded.
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Kid or not, he looks to be pretty accurate. Not sure all those variants will be in the US market.

    The next gen Cayenne will likely have a face closer to the Panamera, including the current hood detail.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    If it's a real kid, he's bringing a lot to the party. Hopefully, he isn't full of crap.

    Also if it's a real kid, when he gets out of school he's probably going to be in the car biz, if he's really into the analysis this much.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Porsche's lineup doesn't really need anyone's help to break down.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    I appreciate his enthusiasm, but when I was his age, I made up my own auto company.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Everyone is a 12 year old boy on the internet.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    12/04/09

    @Jo Schmo: Even the 12-year-old girls.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    12/04/09

    @pauljones: Actually all the 12-year-old girls are Chris Hansen. Or at least that's what someone told me...
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    12/04/09

    @Jo Schmo: That possibility just completely blew my mind. And it's not rebooting.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    At twelve years old, shouldn't he be starting to notice those things that walk around with long hair and wear skirts?

    Get the documentary camera, folks, we have the opportunity to document a rare case study of a pre-adolescent dragon.
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    12/04/09

    @pauljones: Hippies?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    12/04/09

    @spiegel1:
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    12/04/09

    @pauljones: Eddie Izzard?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/04/09

    @bmoreDLJ: +1.7 for you.
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    12/04/09

    @pauljones: Like most Porsche guys, he probably only hangs out with girls half his age.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    What is the point? If I was him I would be out breaking things not speculating on boring figures and models.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Give this kid the COTD.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/04/09

    In reply to 12-Year-Old Kid Breaks Down Porsche's 2013 Lineup
    Kudos to the kid for the references to the 550 Coupe.
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    Image of wojo wojo
    10/09/09

    In reply to David Beckham Murders-Out His Porsche Turbo
    Actually, Posh Spice was my first sign of David Beckham's poor taste.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/09/09

    @wojo to Ford-Awesome SHO, Great Job!: The weird part was, 10 years ago I thought she was the best-looking Spice Girl by far. Then she turned into something resembling a small leather handbag with two water balloons inside.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    10/09/09

    @Ash78 here today, gone tomorrow: I agree with you about Victoria. Although stating that she was the best looking Spice Girl doesn't say much, she was quite attractive even without that qualifier. Now she could really use a sammich.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/09/09

    In reply to David Beckham Murders-Out His Porsche Turbo
    The convertible say lets do lunch but the matte says you're buying.
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