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    2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    Looks very clean and classy.

    And thanks for not showing the unfortunate guy on the failed ski lift.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    "This just in, ladies and gentlemen, in response to the... uh... obvious update to the Porsche 911, Nissan has announced a similar total restyling for the GTR. Changes include a new "dark midnight charcoal grey" colour for the grille, to replace the current "flat black", and a complete restyling of the wheel-arches, moving them further outward 0.02mm, thus giving it a much more pronounced flare, and an obviously wider stance. They have also opted to spare the majority of their customers the time and trouble of undertaking the project themselves, and a full underbody neon-lighting kit will be installed straight from the factory. In response, Porsche, flush with cash from its recent takeover of Volkswagen, has purchased the Nurburgring, and posted signs, reading "NO NISANZ ALOWD".


    Reporting live from the DatsunDojo, I'm Stud Beefpile."

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/07/09

    @Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: I hate it when I get bumped to the second page...
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    Image of Ileee Ileee
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    What's wrong with having your pants completely down?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/07/09

    @Ileee: I declare ANTI-PANTS DAY!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    Would it mind putting them back on? I can see both of its arseholes.
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    Image of Rick Astley Rick Astley
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    Man Caught Looking at 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS With His Pants Completely Down


    Fixed that for ya.

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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    01/07/09

    @Rick Astley: Man Cought Near tale pipe of the 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS With His Pants Completely Down.


    thrusting over and over again, searing the image of his bear-naked furry ass into the confused eyes of the brucemen. returning to the test mule after klaus had to stop at the near by 7-11. dropping there clark bars onto the cold wintery pavement

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    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    i like that it comes with scaffolding installed from the factory. i feel much safer driving to Whole Foods now.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    More this, less Panamera
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    Wow look at all of the styling changes. These current Porsche designers will most definitely be called "controversial." Imagine picking LED lights and that large single vent in the rear. Crazy.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    01/07/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: The purists will certainly be outraged.
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    01/07/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Sorry, but the 911 might possibly be the most iconic car in history. A 1968 and 2008 Porsche 911 are easily identified as such despite thorough updates and refreshes. This model looks every bit as good as the original without departing from its iconic stature. I'd say that is more of a challenge than wiping yourself a clean slate with each generation.
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    Image of Senor Dos y Do Senor Dos y Do
    01/07/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Look, it's talk like that which causes a thing like Bangle to happen. Let's not see that happen at Porsche. The BMW experiment was enough for one lifetime.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    01/07/09

    @Senor Dos y Do: In retrospect, I never considered that such a thing as a "bangle" could actually occur with Porsche. That would be horrible, to say the least. Aside from that, it wouldn't hurt for Porsche designers to get a little wild with certain versions of the 911, such as the GT3. Also, everyone knows a Ferrari when they see one and they have changed their designs over the years.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    A much needed Porsche-palette cleansing after that Triposto abomination.


    Grazie.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    01/07/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS Caught With Its Pants Completely Down
    What a departure.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/15/08

    In reply to Porsche Follows Audi, Pulls Factory Team From ALMS
    Well, drat and double drat! No diesel Audis and no Porsche Spyders. This makes me especially unhappy, as I'm still hoping to be a corner worker at Belle Isle this summer. ALMS is my favorite racing series and I was so looking forward to those prototypes in particular.
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    Image of chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling
    12/15/08

    In reply to Porsche Follows Audi, Pulls Factory Team From ALMS
    okay... just read the post... haven't read the comments yet...


    come on jalopnik... can't we find a way to go back to the old format that requires no left-right scrolling....


    that makes all of the commentariat happier....


    jalop model year '09 is not an improvement as far as individual posts go......


    i understand the change in the front page... i don't need it... i read them all.. but.. i understand...


    but the pages that follow... the full articles... need to follow more of the '07 format (in my opinion) with big picture... and text below... that one doesn't need to scroll back and forth to read....


    and then comments... whether in classic or "new wave" form... what TF ever... we have the choice...


    but i don't like having to scroll left and right constantly to try and read the journalistic posts made by the gawker paid staff (*note.... this problem isn't just jalopnik.... all gawker sites have changed font size/format and makes for a much more difficult reading experience...)

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    Image of bravenrace bravenrace
    12/15/08

    In reply to Porsche Follows Audi, Pulls Factory Team From ALMS
    Man, I hope this isn't the start of the demise of ALMS. I watch and follow almost every type of road racing, and ALMS is my favorite. Crap.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/15/08

    @bravenrace: If anything, there will just be less emphasis on prototypes for a while. I still think they're in better shape than Grand-Am, judging by the amount of manufacturer, sponsor and fan involvement.
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    12/15/08

    In reply to Porsche Follows Audi, Pulls Factory Team From ALMS
    Why don't they all just switch to 1/8 gas RC on a nice go kart track? That would still be pretty awesome.


    Or perhaps the mother of all Scalextric sets?


    ---


    Hell, why not just do everything virtually? I've seen the graphics on Grid and GT5...who needs IRL (in real life) racing!

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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/15/08

    @Al Navarro: "who needs IRL (in real life) racing!"

    How can a former Se7en owner say such a thing,that really hurt. ;)
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/15/08

    In reply to Porsche Follows Audi, Pulls Factory Team From ALMS
    Maybe Porsche's getting out of ALMS in order to buy up Honda's F1 team and get back into the big leagues? Prolly not.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/15/08

    @Van Sarockin: I wouldn't rule it out,as i mentioned earlier Audi or Porsche were showing an interest in the Redbull team not long ago,i think mainly to supply engines. But now a gap has appeared they are in the minority of car makers that could afford to do it.
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