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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Well, that's definitely not Chiun style.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Jesus-style? As in, "Jesus, that thing is ugly?"
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    I see their desing intentions now:


    1)design a catastrophically ugly car

    2)get robbers to steal other good looking four doors

    3)people buy Panamera so their catastrophically ugly car won't get stolen

    4)profit

    5)buy BMW

    6)buy Mercedes Benz

    7)buy GM

    8)buy Ford

    9)buy Fiat Group

    10)world domination

     Reply
    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/14/09

    @Mobius_1: you're on one helluva roll today!
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/14/09

    @Mobius_1: If Porsche dominated the world, I would be slightly ok with that.


    Then again, they are German. So I guess they're really just "finishing the job."

     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Obama put the Missile Destroyer on the wrong part of the world.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/14/09

    @Пессимиппопотaмус Паркингтониус: Are you trolling?


    Are you trying to get someone to say that Obama is a scoialist pig, or that he has no clue as to what he is doing?

     Reply
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    ...one of the many Chinese TV boats...


    Way to gloss over the real WTF part of the story.


    Now that the helicopter guy has been grounded, will he build one of these? That would be sweet.

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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    04/14/09

    @smalleyxb122: U.S needs the TV boats damn it! Just imagine all the publicity you can get by parading them down the Detroit river?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/14/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: You don't think that floating a big screen down the Detroit River would just be a slow moving target?
     Reply
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Since,


    Then given enough surface area, anything can be made to float on water.


    And the Panamera has a lot of surface area.


    That and it's so ugly the water just wants to push it away.

     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Well I guess it is true, fat floats.
     Reply
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    You sure that's the Panamera and not the Great Wall Chinamera knockoff. It's getting hard to tell these days.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    04/14/09

    @Graverobber: There should be a "?" in there someplace. Damn DTs!
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    Image of Bullitt417 Bullitt417
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    que Chinese Panamera knockoff in T minus 5.....4.....3.....
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/14/09

    @Bullitt417: What, more Chinese Junk?


    hat tip to Ash

     Reply
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    TV boats?! What is that shit?


    Goal: I must have one of these for the day that GT5 releases.

     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of .357 .357
    04/14/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: When is GT5 gonna release anyway? I've been waiting quite a while now. I hope that GT5 comes out next Christmas. Then I can buy that and God of War III (first one for PS3) at the same time.
     Reply
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/14/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Apparently either 2015 or upon release of Duke Nukem Forever, whichever comes last.


    Okay, seriously though, you might be right! I sure hope so.

     Reply
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Walking on water is cool. But, Jesus, that car is huge!
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Porsche: Ha ha ha. That will show those British bastards at Aston Martin. Our new Panamera can drive on water! Robbie, one Heineken. Make sure it;s cold.


    Aston Martin: Who cares if Porsche's new Panamera can drive on water. It looks like the 911's fat and inbred brother. Hans, one martini. Shaken not stirred.

     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/14/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: The ; is supposed to be there. It ;s a slanty i.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/14/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Heineken is Dutch...you think the Germans would have better taste in beer, anyway.
     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/14/09

    @two bzrs don't make a right: The Germans hired a Dutch guy?
     Reply
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    04/14/09

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
    Porsche: Modern Junk


    oops, wait a sec

     Reply
    Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 was starred Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/14/09

    @Ash78: Oh I get it
     Reply
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    04/14/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Every comment is test-marketed on my brain only, and not necessarily fit for mass consumption.
     Reply
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/14/09

    @Ash78: No, that had WIN all over it.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/14/09

    @Ash78: DAMN your wittiness!
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    Image of bzr bzr
    02/18/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche Panamera: More Four-Door Photos


    Too much?

     Reply
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/18/09

    In reply to 2010 Porsche Panamera: More Four-Door Photos
    Q: Who consulted on the Turbo's rear wing design?

    A: Manny, Moe und Jack.
     Reply
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