"This just in, ladies and gentlemen, in response to the... uh... obvious update to the Porsche 911, Nissan has announced a similar total restyling for the GTR. Changes include a new "dark midnight charcoal grey" colour for the grille, to replace the current "flat black", and a complete restyling of the wheel-arches, moving them further outward 0.02mm, thus giving it a much more pronounced flare, and an obviously wider stance. They have also opted to spare the majority of their customers the time and trouble of undertaking the project themselves, and a full underbody neon-lighting kit will be installed straight from the factory. In response, Porsche, flush with cash from its recent takeover of Volkswagen, has purchased the Nurburgring, and posted signs, reading "NO NISANZ ALOWD".
Reporting live from the DatsunDojo, I'm Stud Beefpile."
@Rick Astley: Man Cought Near tale pipe of the 2010 Porsche 911 GT3 RS With His Pants Completely Down.
thrusting over and over again, searing the image of his bear-naked furry ass into the confused eyes of the brucemen. returning to the test mule after klaus had to stop at the near by 7-11. dropping there clark bars onto the cold wintery pavement
Wow look at all of the styling changes. These current Porsche designers will most definitely be called "controversial." Imagine picking LED lights and that large single vent in the rear. Crazy.
@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Sorry, but the 911 might possibly be the most iconic car in history. A 1968 and 2008 Porsche 911 are easily identified as such despite thorough updates and refreshes. This model looks every bit as good as the original without departing from its iconic stature. I'd say that is more of a challenge than wiping yourself a clean slate with each generation.
@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Look, it's talk like that which causes a thing like Bangle to happen. Let's not see that happen at Porsche. The BMW experiment was enough for one lifetime.
@Senor Dos y Do: In retrospect, I never considered that such a thing as a "bangle" could actually occur with Porsche. That would be horrible, to say the least. Aside from that, it wouldn't hurt for Porsche designers to get a little wild with certain versions of the 911, such as the GT3. Also, everyone knows a Ferrari when they see one and they have changed their designs over the years.
@Dr.Danger, 55 20 52 20 6c 61 6d 65: Unfortunately, using the built-in retractable starting blocks will most likely cause the soles to become detached and will definitely void the warranty.
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Ooh, halfway.
There.
Ooooooh lawdy.
Halfway through I said "that's nice, guys, but if it's not sideways, I don't care".
Then it was.
Mmmmmmmm.
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And thanks for not showing the unfortunate guy on the failed ski lift.
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Reporting live from the DatsunDojo, I'm Stud Beefpile."
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Fixed that for ya.
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thrusting over and over again, searing the image of his bear-naked furry ass into the confused eyes of the brucemen. returning to the test mule after klaus had to stop at the near by 7-11. dropping there clark bars onto the cold wintery pavement
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Grazie.
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actually, those would look pretty sweet.
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