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    Image of AustinMiniMan AustinMiniMan
    10/10/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    The interior looks like one of those douche bag gamer PC cases. Dude... I know it cost $700, but I need it for the thermal efficiency to cool my sweet over clocked video card. Also: neon.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    That cage doesn't look like it would satisfy any sanctioning body...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth

    It's got a purty mouth...

    The rest, not so much.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/09/09

    @Tomsk sez so long Ash78, and thanks for all the fish!: Betcha can make those tires squeal like pigs.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    Clearly, cars like this totally lack any taste. I only wonder, though, what do the people who buy these actually wear? Surely not a suit from any reputable fashionhouse? I couldn't see anything nearly vulgar enough last time I walked past an Armani store?

    Also, there must actually be people buying these, or there wouldn't be anyone making them. I fail to see why anyone would buy this.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    10/09/09

    @Mobius: Check yesterday's post about a certain olympic athlete's Merc. You'll see what these types of people wear.
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    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    Looks like they put the lipstick everywhere except on the lips!
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    12 Piston Callipers? Really? Are those incrementally better than 10 piston callipers? Is each one the size of a pencil eraser?
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    10/09/09


    @Alfisted: Yes, in a Platinum Mach 14 Razor sort of way.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    Oh, good, another tuner Cayenne. I was just telling my friend the other day that we didn't have enough ugly in this world yet.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    10/09/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: It looks better than the Panamera.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/09/09

    @baldy_pm: Valid... But that is like saying that Rosie O'Donnell looks better in a string bikini than Howard Stern.
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    Image of baldy_pm baldy_pm
    10/09/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: Interesting comparison. I was going to liken it to doing it with fat chicks. Fun ride but don't want anyone to see you do it(?)
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    10/09/09

    In reply to ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
    There's something about that gaping maw that I kind of like. It's sort of Continental GT. The rest of the car can go to hell.
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    Having played Quake on a laptop in the back seat of a moving vehicle, I can tell you, playing a first person game in a moving vehicle is a sure recipe for motion sickness. I started feeling nauseous after about 10 minutes of playing and the person sitting next me who was just watching the screen got sick as well. She had to get out and puke even! Good times...
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    10/03/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Quake was the shit. I fondly remember those drunken 8hr quake LAN benders at a friends house.
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    He must have been playing Forza?

    Now if they were able to hook it up so that the car was actually being controlled by the game steering wheel and game pedals along with a front view camera; That would be something!
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    I larfed, but to do this right, you need split screen with exterior footage of the turn exits, the video game, and Roy rolling around. That would be epic funny.
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    Image of metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    A+ for the Mr. Oizo
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    For his next trick, I would like to see him play Dig Dug while being thrown down a mineshaft.
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    Image of Alex Roy Alex Roy
    10/02/09

    @Alfisted: I'll do that in a heartbeat.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    10/02/09

    @Alfisted: I laughed, hard.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/02/09

    @Alex Roy: That will be some must see TV.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    I used to do something like this. I would play "The Sims" while my roommate was having sex with an actual human girl.
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    Image of yuzan yuzan
    10/02/09

    In reply to Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
    And somewhere in small town Florida, Billy Mitchell is inspired to steal a gorilla from his local zoo.
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