Lambrusco is both a grape and wine from central Italy. Lambretta is a scooter, also from Italy. The Lamboxster, despite what you might think, is definitely not from Italy, but it is today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe.
A chatty yet anonymous Jalopnik reader caught this mini-parade of taped-up Porsches (including a facelifted Boxster) running through the streets of Beverly Hills. Is the 991 (or 998 depending on who you talk to) getting some botox?