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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    05:35 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    Bristol did it better!
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05:16 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    The NYT on Sunday begs to differ.

    [www.nytimes.com]
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    05:23 PM

    @Maxichamp: Let them beg. It will not help.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05:30 PM

    @Maxichamp: What's the latest internet equivalent for "nearly choked laughing so hard at an utterly indefensible comparison of bald-faced corporate whoring against an example of something possessing purity of essence and excellence in abundance."

    Is that still "lolz"?
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05:36 PM

    @Ben Wojdyla: Ouch.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05:01 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    The Panamera designer never saw the Bristol.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05:07 PM

    @Alfisted: I hear that this is Michael Mauer's favorite magazine.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05:11 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus: Ay dios mio. Clearly the Porsche has a little slappin in the trunk.
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    Edited by Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . at 11/30/09 5:12 PM Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    05:13 PM

    @Pessimippopotamus: man... a photoshopped ass...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05:16 PM

    @VeeArrrSix: I'm sure the asses were photoshopped to make them look smooth, but I don't think the size was changed in any way...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04:58 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    I'm pretty sure this Troutman-Barnes 911 is the inspiration for the Panamera, if anything.

    It's even got the unfeasibly ugly proportions like the new car.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04:57 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    Porsche has crap photocopiers.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04:52 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    I'm cool with that.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    04:50 PM

    In reply to Porsche Panamera Styling Inspiration Discovered
    The Bristol is better looking.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    04:55 PM

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: much. Reminds me of what Jaguar might have produced if they did an E-Type sedan.
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    Edited by weatherman at 11/30/09 4:55 PM weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
    She's not a pig. She's just muscled up and big boned. And she can kick your ass. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig

    Top Roomba #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of CraigSu CraigSu
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig

    All in all, the lipstick is helping. At least the Stingray design cues distract from the rear window hump.

    "Hump...what hump?" - apologies to Igor (played by Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein)

    Still, the Aston Martin Rapide is executed so much better. And it needs no lipstick...
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    Novaload promoted this comment Edited by CraigSu at 10/29/09 3:39 PM CraigSu was starred CraigSu was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    @CraigSu: So you don't like rear window humps?
    Strange. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of CraigSu CraigSu
    10/29/09

    @Novaload: Not in public...Oh, wait, were we still talking about cars? #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    CraigSu was starred CraigSu was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    @CraigSu: Yes. No. Both. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
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    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
    Silly. Notice the way they tried to put a GT3 look on the top of the front bumper, sad.
    Porsche is very minimalist in it's exterior styling and hanging crap off them usually fails. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
    Busy, busy, busy. Yum, now I can get Schwabian rice! I might be able to tolerate the rear diffuser and the front bumper cover, but the rest is pretty silly.

    This is a car that should be striving for understated style and athleticism. But maybe Mike Phelps will buy a six-pack for his friends. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/29/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Fahrfrumsübtle. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
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    Image of ThreeLitre ThreeLitre
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
    Still has a badonkadonk.

    Not a fan of the 'donk, I am. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    ThreeLitre was starred ThreeLitre was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
    What better way to say "I need a car to get me laid, and also somewhere to put a couple of the results"? #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of MottPower MottPower
    10/29/09

    In reply to Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
    What a horrible waste of time and creativity. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    10/29/09

    @MottPower: and money. #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
    AmishJohn promoted this comment KeyserSoze was starred KeyserSoze was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    10/29/09

    @rligeti: and raw materials... #topcarporschepanamerastingray
     Reply
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