How Many Of The Pope's Driving Commandments Have You Broken?

We like the spirit behind this question much more than the actual question. Why? Well, first and foremost, the idea that we should listen to an ex-Nazi, 80-year-old virgin in a white dress and a funny hat who communicates with doors and chimneys about anything, let alone driving (or what to do with our genitals) is… » 6/21/07 1:30pm 6/21/07 1:30pm

Man Jumps Into Popemobile, Gets Severe Ass-Whoooping

As you can see from the video above, a man tried to jump in Pope Benedict XVI's popemobile during his weekly general audience held in St Peter's Square at the Vatican early this morning. The man was wrestled to the ground and beaten senseless by security officers before he could do any damage to his holiness or his… » 6/06/07 8:30am 6/06/07 8:30am

Breaking! Anna Nicole Smith News Tangentially Involving Cars!

According to the celeb-watchers at TMZ, John "Texas" O'Quinn, the lawyer for Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole Smith's mother, collapsed in court just under an hour ago. TMZ says, » 2/22/07 2:05pm 2/22/07 2:05pm

So what the heck does this have to do with cars? Glad you asked — you see, in addition to being a in Texas (yes, that's why his nickname is…

Savior Survivor: VW Ups The Ante In The Fight To Provide The Pope's New…

Yes, either the Pope didn't like the XC90 that Volvo sent over back in June, or the boys n' girls at Volkswagen are seriously worried over whether or not they'll be reaching the pearly gates. Maybe that's why the German automaker's giving his excellency a brand spankin' new 450 hp Phaeton. We're hoping, for Pope… » 10/20/06 11:42am 10/20/06 11:42am

Viva La Compromise! Bavarian-Based Automakers Reach Truce Over Papal…


Who knew the problems a Pope can cause to two of the biggest and baddest Bavarian auto companies. Both BMW and Audi have been bickering like two catholic school kids over which automaker has the right to supply the official car for the six-day visit by Pope Benedict XVI. But after weeks of back-and-forth, folks over… » 9/13/06 9:19am 9/13/06 9:19am