The Pope Has A Small But Deadly Army Of Elite Warriors Protecting Him

If you have ever visited the Vatican, you have seen the stoic guards that look like they missed the bus to the local Renaissance Festival. The truth is they are a high-end military force made up of top ex-Swiss soldiers. And don’t let those spears fool you, they can shred you to pieces with them. If that doesn’t work,… »9/28/15 5:01pm9/28/15 5:01pm

Here's Five Realistic Ways To Make A Better Popemobile

The Pope is coming! Everyone get ready, and if you’re in NYC, make sure to stick anything you don’t want all holy in a plastic bag, or at least cover it with a tarp. The Pope will be in NYC soon, and he’ll be riding in the latest Popemobile, a modified Jeep Wrangler. But is this really the best possible Popemobile? »9/23/15 4:26pm9/23/15 4:26pm

How Many Of The Pope's Driving Commandments Have You Broken?

We like the spirit behind this question much more than the actual question. Why? Well, first and foremost, the idea that we should listen to an ex-Nazi, 80-year-old virgin in a white dress and a funny hat who communicates with doors and chimneys about anything, let alone driving (or what to do with our genitals) is… »6/21/07 1:30pm6/21/07 1:30pm