Why Nationwide Loves Its Dead-Kid Ad

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering Gronk, warring with Canada, caveman masturbation, and more. » 2/03/15 3:15pm 2/03/15 3:15pm

Qantas Flight To Australia Becomes Poop Plane From Hell

Everybody poops. It's a fact of life. A Qantas flight from Santiago, Chile, to Sydney, Australia learned that the hard way this week when everybody pooped, for 13 hours, in a near-constant stream of bodily discharge when 26 of the passengers came down with a stomach bug. » 8/03/13 10:52am 8/03/13 10:52am

Bugs In Austin Won't Stop Pooping On People's Cars

Car owners in Austin, TX have noticed a strange occurrence in the past few weeks. Their cars (and really any outdoor surface) have been covered with a sticky, amber-tinted substance that many have assumed is just tree sap. » 8/13/12 5:30pm 8/13/12 5:30pm

Long Island Couple Miffed After Airplane Dumps Poop On Them

Last Thursday, Artie Hughes was out on his Long Island deck with his wife, relaxing and enjoying the unseasonably warm weather, when suddenly shit from an airplane lavatory rained down on their faces. » 2/27/12 5:30pm 2/27/12 5:30pm

If you hack an electronic road sign, please don't write "POOP"

We've been clear in our insistence that you please NOT hack electronic road signs, but have been impressed by some of the cleverness of readers not listening. Like hackers in Houston writing Internet drivel on a construction sign. » 3/15/11 11:00am 3/15/11 11:00am

These Kids Are Such Assholes

Wiping feces on the car door handle of a Czech singer's Audi R8 and taping the hapless victim is what constitutes a prank these days? Jeesh. In my day we just dumped Biff into a truck full of manure. » 1/18/11 1:00pm 1/18/11 1:00pm

Seriously, Your Fiat Is A Steaming Pile Of...

Late Fall is not a safe time to park your car near the Vatican... as the owner of this Fiat (and the Mini below the jump) will surely attest to. » 12/10/09 9:30am 12/10/09 9:30am