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Detroit, 3:14 PM
Wed Nov 25
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On the flip side he had to figure out the personal loss of his treasured car as well as the cost of turning over his testicles along with all the drugs and alcohol he is going to immerse himself in to numb the pain of losing the car and his manhood.
He obviously figured it was cheaper to sell the car.
Or he could be a devious bastard and say, "Fine, I'll sell the car." Then turn around and use that money to buy a Se7en.
04/27/09
The car's nice, but priced too high. Especially for an auto box.
04/27/09
(And I say again, I would rather the other woman be a car than a stripper named Bambi.)
04/27/09
Crackpipe. And it goes without saying, who the $%& does that woman think she is? Reminds me of a guy I bought a bunch of Volvo parts off of a few weeks ago. he had a '74 Nova he was restoring for his daughter- daughter loved the car, black with red interior. Wife kept bitching about how the car was the "bane of (her) existence" and how it used "so much gas". She was a few prizes short of a crackerjack box. I saw a price writen on the windshield in shoe polish, and the husband told me he'd written that on there and put the car on craigslist to shut her up, but the price was obviously way to high for what the car was. This works on two levels- first, it ensures the car won't sell, and second, it works as leverage to show the wifey-poo how much that "turd in the garage" is actually worth. The fact that no one is buying it can just be blamed on the economy, or Al Gore, or something.
This guy may be using the same tactic.
04/27/09
The only humane thing to do is talk to the guy. Find out why this xx-miserable witch-xx lovely woman wants to xx-cut out his nut sack-xx sacrifice his pide and joy. Then play it his way.
04/27/09
That said, I think he's done a good job of finding a price that is high enough to deter sane buyers and low enough to prove to his wife that he really is "trying to sell it". NADA is quite useful in that regard, as is Barret Jackson. Both of which hyperinflate old car values.
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