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Thu Dec 3
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Spokesmodel fail: See, I look at that photo and find problem with the woman due to association with the Aztec. Alessandra Ambrosio naked could not make me look at one of those things for more than an instant.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Reminds me of that old SNL commercial for Bad Idea Jeans.
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    She almost look like someone who works at the Acropolis...
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    I'm guessing that if you threw some clothes on her, she's be a pretty lady. The Mukluks are a bit much, really calls for thigh high red leather spikes in my book. Don't care for the tattoo either.

    What were we talking about again?
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/01/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    I like Uncle Bo's nickname for her ("miss Piston Slap") - but at the same time, if you don't like a juicy girl, you probably don't really like girls at all. Any juicier than this though, and I'm out.

    Also, wouldn't it be easier to sell an Aztek without any pictures at all?
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Based on the compass tattoo (although I doubt hers always points north) and soft focus, I'd guess she's a pack of DuMauriers and a case of Carling away from breaching the hot-haggard line. Pontiac is definitely her brand (it always is for her type), although she'd be better suited to a Grand Am GT.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    So nasty, even the camera is squinting...
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Hard to tell, but I think Miss Piston Slap is wearing sheer nylons. And those boots are tragic.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Ah, just another day for the typical Pontiac and the typical Pontiac owner.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Erk.

    Two uglies don't make a pretty.
     Reply
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    Someone put a drill through my temple, please.
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    Image of BullittFan_Fords4Life BullittFan_Fords4Life
    11/30/09

    @Tanshanomi: What sized bit do you prefer?
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/30/09

    @BullittFan_Fords4Life: 1.25" Masonry.
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    Image of BullittFan_Fords4Life BullittFan_Fords4Life
    12/01/09

    @AmishJohn: Done. As soon as I put in a bid for that bikini chick... I mean, the Aztek.
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    It's depressing how an addict will subject herself to such degradation to feed a coke habit. I bet there are more pictures of her being used to sell a Sebring.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    NOTE TO SELLER: using sex to try to sell your Aztek is smart - it may be the only thing that gets it gone. But next time, use a model whose tattoo doesn't look like mildew.
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    Image of pres pres
    11/30/09

    In reply to How To Sell A Pontiac Aztek: Add A Bikini-Clad Lady
    That ink is going to look really good after her 5th kid.
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    Image of stuntpuppy stuntpuppy
    11/30/09

    @pres: She's already had five. Thus, the soft focus.
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