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//cries in corner of office
11/23/09
Once I worked for a man who had several hundred head cattle and he told me a most pitiful story. He was taking some of his cattle to a market in his cattle trailer and had loaded a fairly rambunctious breeding bull in the rear of the trailer, because he wanted to unload it first. His cattle trailer had kind of a lift up fold-up tailgate/ramp and then had two gates. As he was driving though the mountains the bull commenced to jumping around in the back of the trailer and then stopped. The man said he then heard some loud bellowing about the time he started going down a steep grade, but then it stopped. He had had some trouble with this particular bull in the past and wasn’t too concerned as it was always kind of ornery. At the bottom of the mountain he noticed that his truck seemed to be underpowered as he got back onto level road, and about that time a guy passed him honking his horn and motioning toward the back of his truck. When he stopped the truck he could hear some commotion and weak bellowing in the back and walked around to the rear of the trailer, and what he saw was horrific. His bull had managed to kick open one of the gates and then get it’s backend off the trailer, but keep his front haunches over the tailgate/ramp. The bull’s rear legs and his "bull parts" were pretty much gone from sliding down the highway. The man went to the cab, got his gun and put the new steer out of its misery.
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Today we have a story of a man who shares an automotive appreciation with the least likely of those in our world to recognize what passion is.
Our pets.
Or in this case, food. Possibly footwear. Actually, just like a really baggy work animal, dressed like a latino kid your neighbor vouched for who will help you clean your gutters, but has his pants so loose that they fail to become jeans anymore, but socks that are belted together.
The Pontiac Grand Am. Livery to Livery
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Mongo approve.
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Considering the complaints about GM interiors, looks like the bull found a way to improve on the factory.
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This guy laughs at your weak attempts to move animals...
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