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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    I've heard of "polishing a turd" but this is putting bullshit on a turd.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    I submitted this to Murilee about a year ago.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    Hey, it's just like when Clarkson drove around with a cow on his Camaro...except the Camaro had a roof and the cow was dead.

    //cries in corner of office
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    Image of Flathead  Smith Flathead Smith
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    Here’s my bull story for the day.

    Once I worked for a man who had several hundred head cattle and he told me a most pitiful story. He was taking some of his cattle to a market in his cattle trailer and had loaded a fairly rambunctious breeding bull in the rear of the trailer, because he wanted to unload it first. His cattle trailer had kind of a lift up fold-up tailgate/ramp and then had two gates. As he was driving though the mountains the bull commenced to jumping around in the back of the trailer and then stopped. The man said he then heard some loud bellowing about the time he started going down a steep grade, but then it stopped. He had had some trouble with this particular bull in the past and wasn’t too concerned as it was always kind of ornery. At the bottom of the mountain he noticed that his truck seemed to be underpowered as he got back onto level road, and about that time a guy passed him honking his horn and motioning toward the back of his truck. When he stopped the truck he could hear some commotion and weak bellowing in the back and walked around to the rear of the trailer, and what he saw was horrific. His bull had managed to kick open one of the gates and then get it’s backend off the trailer, but keep his front haunches over the tailgate/ramp. The bull’s rear legs and his "bull parts" were pretty much gone from sliding down the highway. The man went to the cab, got his gun and put the new steer out of its misery.
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    Image of BullittFan_Fords4Life BullittFan_Fords4Life
    11/24/09

    @Flathead Smith: That was a terrible story.
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    Just hang a left when you're done with the bull.
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    Image of Flathead  Smith Flathead Smith
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    I’m sure with a just little more work this Pontiac Grand Am/Bull could be defined as a hybrid and therefore eligible for a Federal Subsidy.
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am

    Today we have a story of a man who shares an automotive appreciation with the least likely of those in our world to recognize what passion is.

    Our pets.

    Or in this case, food. Possibly footwear. Actually, just like a really baggy work animal, dressed like a latino kid your neighbor vouched for who will help you clean your gutters, but has his pants so loose that they fail to become jeans anymore, but socks that are belted together.

    The Pontiac Grand Am. Livery to Livery
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    Image of ProstWest ProstWest
    11/23/09

    @JC Whitless: Act one.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am

    Mongo approve.
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    According to snopes, the story is legit. It's the back seat that's full of shit.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    Needs more cowbell.

    Considering the complaints about GM interiors, looks like the bull found a way to improve on the factory.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    Wow, I didn't think one could improve on the Grand Am. Good to see that America's own Zagato proved us all wrong.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    I'll bet he doesn't have any problems with tailgaters.
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    Heated leather seat in natural finish. The trick is keeping the seat stationary.
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am

    This guy laughs at your weak attempts to move animals...
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/23/09

    In reply to Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
    I'm betting it suffers from a bit of cowl shake over the bumps.
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